I have an assignment in my communications class where we have to do a newscast. One of the requirements is we have to have a signature sign off.
Does anyone have any ideas?
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Edit: actually, don't make it that obvious. Say something like "We'll leave you with Sting with a cut off his new album. Take it away" or "To play us out, here's Sting."
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