#1
Can anyone help me find a shirt that is just one color, and just has the word "obey" on it, nothing else? I cant seem to find one anywhere.
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#2
You can get shirts made specifically to what you want. Hell there's a guy at my mall all the time that does it. Costs like 15 dollars.

http://www.designashirt.com/design.asp
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#4
Thinkgeek has them I believe.
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