#1
alright, so me and my friends go to festivals every year at a campground nearby. theres a big lake, with an island in the middle of it about the size of a 2-car garage. me and my friends want to get a piano and put it on this island.

now, the piano is easy to get- on craigslist, someone always has a "free if you move it" piano (usually 2 or 3 a week in my area alone).

i plan on weatherproofing it a little, like putting some rubber along the tops of the key cover to keep out rain and dumping thompson's water seal on the rest

so, how do i float a piano to an island? and keep in mind, i have to do it quick and as ninja as possible!

the island is roughly 100 feet from the nearest spot that we can access with a piano and whatever contraption we devise
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#2
A boat.

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#4
this isnt a HUGE lake, you cant take boats in it. maybe a kayak, but thats it.
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#6
i've though possibly one of those big inflatable kids pools, the thing whoever pilots it is gonna have to single handedly unload this thing and drag it onto this speck of land, and probably get kicked out for the season so were gonna need an outsider to help us for sure
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build a raft out of logs, or use ping pong balls......seriously, ping pong balls
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#13
a piano is way too heavy
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#14
why aren't people wondering why the fuck he is putting a piano on an island

to get it on the island get a bunch of gorillas and .....
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#15
create a steel cable zipline between two trees and use it to hoist the piano from the mainland to the island like so:
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#17
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