#1
I don't. I thought I would be shorter.
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#6
I think he's referring to secks of the butt.
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#8
I think you're missing a how and a you and maybe another word.
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#9
Do you mean "Is this how you pictured yourself five years ago"?

Because yes, yes it is, because i have future vision, bitches
#12
Quote by crazy8rgood
Do you mean "Is this how you pictured yourself five years ago"?

Because yes, yes it is, because i have future vision, bitches


I think that's what he meant.
#13
Quote by darkwolf291
this is a perfect time for the forbidden fruit...any takers?



I might....


not do it.
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#14
Actually,
I never thought I would get this far so...

Yeah, breaking expectations everyday
Blindfolds aside I'd probably still close my eyes

And try to feel a trembling fetal life inside
that shotgun barrel that's about to make me bleed

Like an ulcer in the stomach of the beast


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#15
Quote by darkwolf291
this is a perfect time for the forbidden fruit...any takers?


Oh i do
#16
I'm assuming this is "are you what you thought you'd be 5 years ago?"

If so, then no, not at all. Back then, my best friend was dating the girl that I've now been with for 4 years and am engaged to....I was dating her best friend. I'd never even considered being a bassist, or even a guitarist. I thought I was going to an automotive engineering college...I've now got an associate's in welding, and am going to an audio engineering college next semester.
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#17
5 years ago... actually, probably yes. Minus the goatee.
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#21
Quote by darkwolf291

EDIT: wonder if im gonna get banned
DISCLAIMER: I wanna make this clear....this is NOT the forbidden fruit..so technically, i cant get banned...right?

I love you you're hilarious!
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Oh, look at those naughty waffles and their banana's...

*fapfapfapfapfap*

(if this is against the rules, I'll take it down.)
#22
Yes, you will be banned. Mods can deem anything they want bannable, and that is spam, so you will be banned.

^You will too, sorry.

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#25
Quote by Rebelw/outaCord
5 years ago... actually, probably yes. Minus the goatee.


I read "minus the goatse"

But no, this is not how I imagined myself 5 years ago. 5 years ago, I barely listened to music, and never listened to metal.
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#26
Quote by Ez0ph
That was a different Feb08er that threatened to suck you off
I remember that


Sadly, I was the threatened.
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#31
I will get away with this, thats for sure.

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#32
Not if i screen cap it
The will be heartache,
there will be rain,
and joy I can't explain.
#33
Yep, that pictures me.
Quote by Fucking loads of people who were appeasing me in order for me to write
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#35
Quote by Daneeka


*watermelon*




That's genius, right there.

I thought I'd be famous by now.
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Last edited by Abunai X at Feb 18, 2009,
#36
Nope. I didn't think I'd be weekend commuting, or enjoying it, or earning enough to justify it, or playing guitar. But I am

Oh, and I'm about the same height I thought I would be, but then I stopped growing about 15 years ago...