#1
my roommates snoring uncontrollably right now. usually he doesn't snore but its so bad and i'm like 10 ft away from him so pit what should i do?
Deacon of Zeppelinism PM TheHeartbreaker to join
speed demon of the UG Jeepers
Member of the Neutral Milk Hotel club PM Hamish5178 to join~
#4
Beat the sh*t outta him.

I fail.

In all seriousness, if it's that bad wake him up and tell him to be quiet. It won't stop the snoring, but it might give you time to get to sleep BEFORE he starts snoring again.
#6
headphones. or just blast speakers, whichever.
.
..
...
I have no opinion on this matter.
#7
smother him
... For A Pair Of Brown Eyes

Quote by Bladez22
smoke, you get more awesome by the minute..... You have an epic beard, live near woods, listen to metal, grill stuff using makeshift bbqs out of old cans, and now we find out you have stabbed someone in the dick
#8
Poke him


. . . with your penis . . .
There may be times when it is impossible to prevent injustice, but there should never be a time when we fail to protest it.


Take a trip down the Scenic River


Call me Charlie.
#9
1. Buy Oranges
2. Stick them in open body parts
3. ???
4. PROFIT
Quote by bass-boy-garith
Quote by guitarhero_764
I guess I'm kind of like a hippie. I'm anti-war, do drugs, and like communism.
Your not a hippie, just a ****ing moron.
#11
Punch him, then push him onto his side. He should stop, if not then pee on his face.
Love in technicolour, sprayed out on walls
Well I've been pounding at the pavement
'Til there's nothing at all
I got my cloak and dagger
In a bar room brawl
See the local loves a fighter
Loves a winner to fall
#12
all great ideas thanks for the suggestions.
Deacon of Zeppelinism PM TheHeartbreaker to join
speed demon of the UG Jeepers
Member of the Neutral Milk Hotel club PM Hamish5178 to join~
#14
Quote by Le_Bunny
Use your free time each night to carefully construct an intricate and highly technical converter... soon your roommate's snores will sound like either 1- Rainforest sounds 2- Sounds of the ocean or 3- Best of Lionel Richie.


win
#18
I like this idea ^^


Deagle to the face solves 99% of all problems. Ever.
There may be times when it is impossible to prevent injustice, but there should never be a time when we fail to protest it.


Take a trip down the Scenic River


Call me Charlie.
#19
Quote by Seryaph
I like this idea ^^


Deagle to the face solves 99% of all problems. Ever.

What if the problem is an outbreak of people deagling each other in the faces?
#20
Quote by RU Experienced?
What if the problem is an outbreak of people deagling each other in the faces?


The problem'll sort itself out.

To the TS, put the sock you wore today in his mouth.
#22
Quote by RU Experienced?
What if the problem is an outbreak of people deagling each other in the faces?



Well, obviously that either falls under the 1% of cases that cannot be solved by a deagle to the face or you have to come about a HUMONGOUS DEAGLE, attach it to a tank/two wheeled axii and proceed to either run over people or beat them in the face with your gigantic weapon.

Simple, really.
There may be times when it is impossible to prevent injustice, but there should never be a time when we fail to protest it.


Take a trip down the Scenic River


Call me Charlie.
#23
gorilla mask him

or dip your balls in ink so that if you teabag him it leaves a mark

e-cookie to whoever gets the reference
Gear:
'50s National Archtop
Squier Classic Vibe '60s Tele
Squier Affinity Strat
Gibson Melody Maker
Vox AC-15
50s Stella Parlor Acoustic

MOAR FIRST ACT
I was there
#27
hold his nose.
Quote by IncubusMan999
donkey the wise, very good

Quote by Metal_Rich
Living up to your name!


Currently searching for more ego padding quotes.

Me in pit = me being bored. Any help is much appreciated.
#28
Get some earplugs.

Edit:
Quote by ilikeguitar90
gorilla mask him

or dip your balls in ink so that if you teabag him it leaves a mark

e-cookie to whoever gets the reference

It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia

Cookie plz?
kill all humans
#30
Have you tried saying "shut up" to him even though he's sleeping? people have said that works on me.
MaKing thE possiBlE...
...totaLlY impossible