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#1
Good women in this world seem non exsistant. They seem extremely selfish, yes all of them. I'm not one to make generalizations but women these days keep walking around like they are 10 feet tall and have a 13 inch wiener. Am I the only who realizes this? Women do whatever they want and then pull the "You can't hit me im a girl" card. Well, tonight I broke that chain of bs.

I went out with some friends and I brought along my own lady friend. We had a good time until my girlfriend told a joke and some girl took offense and got into her face. I split them apart and told her it was just a joke and she should settle down. Well she spit in my face so I slapped her down. My friend (her boyfriend) got in my face and I smacked him down too. I'm sick of this bull. The girl got up and told me she had rights. I told her if she wants equal rights she getting equal consequences.

Might I add that all violence is wrong and I was out of line hitting both man and woman.
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Quote by ToalNOOB
Good women in this world seem non exsistant. They seem extremely selfish, yes all of them. I'm not one to make generalizations but women these days keep walking around like they are 10 feet tall and have a 13 inch wiener. Am I the only who realizes this? Women do whatever they want and then pull the "You can't hit me im a girl" card. Well, tonight I broke that chain of bs.

I went out with some friends and I brought along my own lady friend. We had a good time until my girlfriend told a joke and some girl took offense and got into her face. I split them apart and told her it was just a joke and she should settle down. Well she spit in my face so I slapped her down. My friend (her boyfriend) got in my face and I smacked him down too. I'm sick of this bull. The girl got up and told me she had rights. I told her if she wants equal rights she getting equal consequences.

Might I add that all violence is wrong and I was out of line hitting both man and woman.


Meh, hitting women is cowardly because they aren't as strong as you (most of the time)

Still, WELL PWNED, the bitch had it coming.

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I usually just skin them alive then wear their skin as a robe.
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#7
Yes, women think they have more power than they actually do. First semester psychology. I'm pretty sure this belongs in your blogs.
#10
Hmm, don't nkow about beatin on the ladies ( are you trelated to Chris Brown lol), but i se your point, althouhg i think that ia a probelm more with an age group than women perse, i ahve the same problem with most people around my age (16-24), i think it may partly be a generational thing.
#11
Nice.
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#13
I wouldn't say you were totally out of line. I'm totally against violence against women unless it's in self defence, and yours wasn't technically, but some women need to know where to draw the line. They have rights, but so do we, they're called human]/b] rights, not female rights. That said, I'd never be the first to hit a women because I'm stronger than most guys I know, let alone girls, but if I had a Jerry Springer style woman going to town on me, I wouldn't hesitate to give her an open hand slap.
#14
I lol'd then cheered.

Hope its true, she deserved it.
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#15
They have to put up with the agony of childbirth, we have to put up with their ****... It's the way it works TS, go find a nice girl. They're not hard to find.
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#16
tl;dr.

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They have to put up with the agony of childbirth, we have to put up with their ****... It's the way it works TS, go find a nice girl. They're not hard to find.

Sorry dude, thats exactly what women want. A doormat who believes that.
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#18
If what you say is true, TS, then no, you weren't really wrong. I'm not sure if spitting is considered a physical attack or not, but if it is, you were just defending yourself...more or less.
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Sorry dude, thats exactly what women want. A doormat who believes that.

i take it you have never had a serious relationship....

perhaps you should try growing up, or just fuck dudes if youre so pissed at women.
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#20
No you didn't your a NOOB...

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#21
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i take it you have never had a serious relationship....

perhaps you should try growing up, or just fuck dudes if youre so pissed at women.


Oh how wrong you are thought brah. I can't stand adults who act like children.
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#22

She got what she deserved..
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Oh how wrong you are thought brah. I can't stand adults who act like children.

Was that supposed to make any sense? Like seriously, I'm confused.
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Oh how wrong you are thought brah. I can't stand adults who act like children.



Hey, he just called you a piece of underwear, and still misspelled it.
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#25
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Oh how wrong you are thought brah. I can't stand adults who act like children.

youre acting totally like a child by whining about mean girls. be less of an asshole, and maybe you will be able to find a decent girl.
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Was that supposed to make any sense? Like seriously, I'm confused.


You seriously believe that just because women give birth means we have to put up with them? Well the bitch hasn't given birth yet so I don't see any reason to give a damn.
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#27
Quote by ToalNOOB
You seriously believe that just because women give birth means we have to put up with them? Well the bitch hasn't given birth yet so I don't see any reason to give a damn.

Alright you give birth then.
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#28
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youre acting totally like a child by whining about mean girls. be less of an asshole, and maybe you will be able to find a decent girl.


Turn in your man card dude. "decent" girls don't exsist. Do you have any idea how much girls don't tell you? Seriously? I'm far from an asshole and i'm not dumb enough to think girls don't think for themselves.
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#29
Quote by ToalNOOB
You seriously believe that just because women give birth means we have to put up with them? Well the bitch hasn't given birth yet so I don't see any reason to give a damn.


She's probably just being a tool because you're so arrogant. Seriously, try chilling out man, you might get somewhere.
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#30
Quote by ToalNOOB
Good women in this world seem non exsistant. They seem extremely selfish, yes all of them. I'm not one to make generalizations but women these days keep walking around like they are 10 feet tall and have a 13 inch wiener. Am I the only who realizes this? Women do whatever they want and then pull the "You can't hit me im a girl" card. Well, tonight I broke that chain of bs.

I went out with some friends and I brought along my own lady friend. We had a good time until my girlfriend told a joke and some girl took offense and got into her face. I split them apart and told her it was just a joke and she should settle down. Well she spit in my face so I slapped her down. My friend (her boyfriend) got in my face and I smacked him down too. I'm sick of this bull. The girl got up and told me she had rights. I told her if she wants equal rights she getting equal consequences.

Might I add that all violence is wrong and I was out of line hitting both man and woman.

You're wrong about good women being non-existent. You were not wrong, however, about defending yourself against a girl who spat in your face. Spitting on someone IS considered assault, you know? Although I probably would've handled the situation differently. I would've held her and coughed up a giant yellowish gooey on directly into her mouth.

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Turn in your man card dude. "decent" girls don't exsist. Do you have any idea how much girls don't tell you? Seriously? I'm far from an asshole and i'm not dumb enough to think girls don't think for themselves.

You're very very wrong about this.
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Turn in your man card dude. "decent" girls don't exsist. Do you have any idea how much girls don't tell you? Seriously? I'm far from an asshole and i'm not dumb enough to think girls don't think for themselves.

so fuck dudes, what do i care?

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I usually just skin them alive then wear their skin as a robe.

Do you were it so it covers your man parts?
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#33
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#35
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He leaves a special little pocket where he can let them out for a breath. It's usually in the same region.

Ok cool then I'm doing it right
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#36
Bitch had whats coming.
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#37
Am I the only one that thinks TS is a piece of **** for hitting a girl? Oh dear lord, she spit on you. She could have given you a cold or something

Real men don't hit women. Good women aren't hard to find, they just hide from ****ty guys like you.
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Am I the only one that thinks TS is a piece of **** for hitting a girl? Oh dear lord, she spit on you. She could have given you a cold or something

Real men don't hit women. Good women aren't hard to find, they just hide from ****ty guys like you.

So the Samurai and Spartans weren't real men? They hit women they were out of line. Chivalry does not mean you don't hit women.
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#40
Quote by Dionietzsche
Am I the only one that thinks TS is a piece of **** for hitting a girl? Oh dear lord, she spit on you. She could have given you a cold or something

Real men don't hit women. Good women aren't hard to find, they just hide from ****ty guys like you.

That's what half of us where getting at. We just said it in style
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