# Osama bin Laden found by Californian professor

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That's right. Post it on the news! Don't go check it out. Let the ****ing terrorists see it!

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Last edited by boyan89 at Feb 18, 2009,
math models of what, algebra?

osama's location = x
number of presidents looking for him= 1
number of times they've found him= 0

x + 1 = 0

x = -1

qed

I have thereby concluded, through 100% correct math, that Osama bin Laden's location is -1.

thank you, I'll pick up my nobel prizes later.
By factoring in his need for security, electricity, high ceilings to accommodate his 6ft 4in frame and spare rooms for his bodyguards
This doesn't factor in the possibility that he's hiding in a "spider hole" underground like a certain deceased former dictator, therefore is probably a massive waste of time.
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math models of what, algebra?

osama's location = x
number of presidents looking for him= 1
number of times they've found him= 0

x + 1 = 0

x = -1

qed

I have thereby concluded, through 100% correct math, that Osama bin Laden's location is -1.

thank you, I'll pick up my nobel prizes later.

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high ceilings to accommodate his 6ft 4in frame

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seriously?
Quote by CoreysMonster
math models of what, algebra?

osama's location = x
number of presidents looking for him= 1
number of times they've found him= 0

x + 1 = 0

x = -1

qed

I have thereby concluded, through 100% correct math, that Osama bin Laden's location is -1.

thank you, I'll pick up my nobel prizes later.

you've got it all wrong

x + 1 = 0 was right for that matter
now we replace the x

1=-x

we know osama is a big zero so that makes

1=0

wich means every 1 should now be replaced by zeroes etc.
bye bye binary system

You can send me your nobel price of you want

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you've got it all wrong

x + 1 = 0 was right for that matter
now we replace the x

1=-x

we know osama is a big zero so that makes

1=0

wich means every 1 should now be replaced by zeroes etc.
bye bye binary system

You can send me your nobel price of you want

aha, but we are not talking about osama but of his location, which is most definately not at ground zero. therefor, your logic is flawed.

my nobel price is a nobel 1 Mio. dollars, please send it to Zappp, I'm donating it to UG.
Last edited by CoreysMonster at Feb 18, 2009,
uh i dont really care if hes found or not, im pretty indifferent to the whole scenario
nothing.
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uh i dont really care if hes found or not, im pretty indifferent to the whole scenario

where are you from, Switzerland?
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aha, but we are not talking about osama but of his location, which is most definately not at ground zero. therefor, your logic is flawed.

my nobel price is a nobel 1 Mio. dollars, please send it to Zappp, I'm donating it to UG.

that is what they want you to think eh eh eh ? *bumps with elbow*

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That sounds like Mega-Bull****. They don't wanna find him anyways.
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where are you from, Switzerland?

nah, australia, i mean i guess i can understand how america feels the need to punish him, but whats the use, all that will happen is about 1049825737535 retaliation attacks for his likely murder and maybe torture by the US, i mean all this stuff is just a big cycle, one group pisses off another, the retaliations get larger and larger from each side, and eventually you end up with a big hard to solve mess in which both sides have committed atrocities and neither deserve to win..
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That sounds like Mega-Bull****. They don't wanna find him anyways.

hmm yeah, if they let his existance remain a mystery, they can use the fear as a tool, though id like to think that the USA is above that, history says that they arent..
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"Mathematical models used to explain how animal species spread out say he should be close to where he was last spotted. "

Um, excuse me, but BULL****? Any sane model would have to take into account the amount of time passed since his last appearance. Since no one of importance has seen him in like two years, I'm pretty sure he could be anywhere in the ****ing world, because he's had like TWO YEARS to move.
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Wait, so they used a technique used to determine the locations of ANIMALS on a human?

aren't human's less predictable than animals? Much more a dude that's trying to hide himself.
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"Mathematical models used to explain how animal species spread out say he should be close to where he was last spotted. "

Um, excuse me, but BULL****? Any sane model would have to take into account the amount of time passed since his last appearance. Since no one of importance has seen him in like two years, I'm pretty sure he could be anywhere in the ****ing world, because he's had like TWO YEARS to move.

have you ever tried arguing with a mathematician using LOGIC?

^^ haha truth. But I mean, I could say I found Osama Bin Laden too if I arbitrarily ruled out the whole world on bullcrap half-proofs.
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Nuke that sucker!

Lol, i can see the headlines for that scenario now

"In an attempt to finally eliminate the threat that is Osama Bin Laden, the US today blew out a disproportionate area of North West Pakistan in a Minuteman nuclear missile attack...

...Surprisingly, the body of Bin Laden is still to be found amidst the crater."
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Lol, i can see the headlines for that scenario now

"In an attempt to finally eliminate the threat that is Osama Bin Laden, the US today blew out a disproportionate area of North West Pakistan in a Minuteman nuclear missile attack...

...Surprisingly, the body of Bin Laden is still to be found amidst the crater."

Not surprising, really.
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math models of what, algebra?

osama's location = x
number of presidents looking for him= 1
number of times they've found him= 0
x + 1 = 0
x = -1

I have thereby concluded, through 100% correct math, that Osama bin Laden's location is -1.thank you, I'll pick up my nobel prizes later.

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Not surprising, really.

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I loved what Rich Hall said about Bin Laden. He basically pointed out that Americans think that Al Qaeda, muslim extremism and terrorism as a whole will end once he is caught. He's just the face of Al Qaeda not the root of all evil.

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I loved what Rich Hall said about Bin Laden. He basically pointed out that Americans think that Al Qaeda, muslim extremism and terrorism as a whole will end once he is caught. He's just the face of Al Qaeda not the root of all evil.

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wise statement
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As if they havn't found this guy yet.

Im now of the opinion he is a fictional character, like bugs bunny, or that third hole in the back of a chicks knee.

On a slightly more serious note i do find it deeply disturbing that he hasn't been located yet. almost suspicious.

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Last edited by Themitch at Feb 18, 2009,
did they think about checking it out before telling them, we're gonna check here, here and here so you probably dont want to be at these places for the next week or two
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As if they havn't found this guy yet.

Im now of the opinion he is a fictional character, like bugs bunny, or that third hole in the back of a chicks knee.

On a slightly more serious note i do find it deeply disturbing that he hasn't been located yet. almost suspicious.
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I heard Osama uses a dialysis machine

Anyway we all know that he doesn't want to be found because he's switched his mobile phone off, that being the only known way the CIA can find him.
Bin Laden's family and some Saudi's endorsed and owned some of Bush's old oil company. The Saudi's own 3% of America. It's all ****ed. Conspiracy? Yes.
they should get that geek from Numb3rs and mix him with Mcgyver, THEN they will find him.
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Bin Laden's family and some Saudi's endorsed and owned some of Bush's old oil company. The Saudi's own 3% of America. It's all ****ed. Conspiracy? Yes.

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Maybe not, I wasn't trying to get a political battle going. There is a place for that. I was just adding to what he said.
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Bin Laden's family and some Saudi's endorsed and owned some of Bush's old oil company. The Saudi's own 3% of America. It's all ****ed. Conspiracy? Yes.

No. What has that got to do with it, I thought Bin Laden's family disowned him?

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Maybe not, I wasn't trying to get a political battle going. There is a place for that. I was just adding to what he said.

O.K.
Last edited by a_man at Feb 18, 2009,
Nonono. You're all looking in the wrong places. Bin Laden is going to hide in the place where no-one is going to look: where they least expect him, in plain view.

Am I the only one to have noticed that if you replace the B in Obama with an S, you get...Osama?

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This doesn't factor in the possibility that he's hiding in a "spider hole" underground like a certain deceased former dictator, therefore is probably a massive waste of time.

Are you saying Bin Laden may be a queen spider like that one off of Lord of the Rings and only an epic boss battle will bring him down? And instead of sending multiple men which would make sense we send someone who is on some quest that only has a sword to take him down?
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