#1
I work in a french fast food joint, situated in Quebec! I however am from B.C. , you wouldn't BELIEVE the pickles I get into because of language barriers and culture differences
#3
i smell a sitcom!
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#6
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... Why did I read that as an English boy in a french Kitten?


Because if you're in Quebec than it's 7:48am and you're crotch is cramping from good lovin' and strong coffee
#9
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i smell a sitcom!

One English boy has his world turned upside down when he's hired to work in French Speaking Quebec! This seasons funniest comedy for the whole family! Non, je ne l'ai pas vue le cornichon, starts Monday.

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#10
pickles?


explain these pickles to me.
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#11
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One English boy has his world turned upside down when he's hired to work in French Speaking Quebec! This seasons funniest comedy for the whole family! Non, je ne l'ai pas vue le cornichon, starts Monday.


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#12
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One English boy has his world turned upside down when he's hired to work in French Speaking Quebec! This seasons funniest comedy for the whole family! Non, je ne l'ai pas vue le cornichon, starts Monday.


My boss is a bilingual ex-football player, living vicariously through his infant son! He hates the job, but loves dirty jokes and shinanigans, we can make this work!
#14
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One English boy has his world turned upside down when he's hired to work in French Speaking Quebec! This seasons funniest comedy for the whole family! Non, je ne l'ai pas vue le cornichon, starts Monday.



Now, this is a story all about how
My life got flipped-turned upside down
And I liked to take a minute
Go ahead and check
I'll tell you how I became the prince of a place called Quebec

In western Europe born and raised
On the playground was where I spent most of my days
Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool
And all playin some rugby outside of the school
When a couple of guys
Who were up to no good
Startin making trouble in my neighbourhood
I got in one little fight and my mum starts to fret
And said 'You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Quebec'

I begged and pleaded with her day after day
But she packed my suitcase and send me on my way
She gave me a kiss and then she gave me my ticket.
I put my walkman on and said, 'I might as well kick it'.

First class, yo this is bad
Drinking maple syrup out a champagne glass.
Is this what the people of Quebec Living like?
Hmmmmm this might be alright.

But wait I hear there're prissy, bourgeois and all shit
Is this the type of place that they should send this poor brit?
I don't think so
When I get there I'll check
I hope they're prepared for the prince of Quebec

I whistled for a cab and when it came near
The license plate said rash and it had a flat rear
If anything I can say this cab is a wreck
But I thought 'Nah forget it' - 'Yo homes to Quebec'

I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8
And I yelled to the cabbie 'Yo homes smell ya later'
I looked at my kingdom
And massaged my neck
To sit on my throne as the Prince of Quebec
Last edited by CoreysMonster at Feb 18, 2009,
#15
Quote by CoreysMonster
Now, this is a story all about how
My life got flipped-turned upside down
And I liked to take a minute
Go ahead and check
I'll tell you how I became the prince of a place called Quebec

In western Europe born and raised
On the playground was where I spent most of my days
Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool
And all playin some rugby outside of the school
When a couple of guys
Who were up to no good
Startin making trouble in my neighbourhood
I got in one little fight and my mum starts to fret
And said 'You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Quebec'

I begged and pleaded with her day after day
But she packed my suitcase and send me on my way
She gave me a kiss and then she gave me my ticket.
I put my walkman on and said, 'I might as well kick it'.

First class, yo this is bad
Drinking maple syrup out a champagne glass.
Is this what the people of Quebec Living like?
Hmmmmm this might be alright.

But wait I hear there're prissy, bourgeois and all shit
Is this the type of place that they should send this poor brit?
I don't think so
When I get there I'll check
I hope they're prepared for the prince of Quebec

I whistled for a cab and when it came near
The license plate said rash and it had a flat rear
If anything I can say this cab is a wreck
But I thought 'Nah forget it' - 'Yo homes to Quebec'

I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8
And I yelled to the cabbie 'Yo homes smell ya later'
I looked at my kingdom
And massaged my neck
To sit on my throne as the Prince of Quebec

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#18
You're an English boy in a French kitchen? It's better than being a small-town boy...

BORN AND RAISED IN SOUTH DEEEETROIITT!!!
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#19
I just want to know, will you get into a series of comedic mishaps? Only then do we have a hope of a series.
#21
Quote by CoreysMonster
Now, this is a story all about how
My life got flipped-turned upside down
And I liked to take a minute
Go ahead and check
I'll tell you how I became the prince of a place called Quebec

In western Europe born and raised
On the playground was where I spent most of my days
Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool
And all playin some rugby outside of the school
When a couple of guys
Who were up to no good
Startin making trouble in my neighbourhood
I got in one little fight and my mum starts to fret
And said 'You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Quebec'

I begged and pleaded with her day after day
But she packed my suitcase and send me on my way
She gave me a kiss and then she gave me my ticket.
I put my walkman on and said, 'I might as well kick it'.

First class, yo this is bad
Drinking maple syrup out a champagne glass.
Is this what the people of Quebec Living like?
Hmmmmm this might be alright.

But wait I hear there're prissy, bourgeois and all shit
Is this the type of place that they should send this poor brit?
I don't think so
When I get there I'll check
I hope they're prepared for the prince of Quebec

I whistled for a cab and when it came near
The license plate said rash and it had a flat rear
If anything I can say this cab is a wreck
But I thought 'Nah forget it' - 'Yo homes to Quebec'

I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8
And I yelled to the cabbie 'Yo homes smell ya later'
I looked at my kingdom
And massaged my neck
To sit on my throne as the Prince of Quebec



Shame I was sleeping as this masterpiece was being written, otherwise I would've applauded you sooner.

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Today I stole a girls tampons for being such an annoying bitch.





MUFC


My love for you
Is like a truck
Berserker.
#22
Positively Amazing, CoreysMonster. You are truly a spark of brilliance in a dark, monotonous world.


And I would definitely watch that show.
kill all humans
#23
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good call!!!
#24
Hey TS, do you get to use a dutch oven?
I can honestly say I have really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like.


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#25
so how's the marijuana in BC ?
Cette nuit j'ai rêvé que je mâchais ses yeux
Après avoir crevé par accès de furie
Ta replète panse d'helminthes blancs nourrie,
Trop prompte à déféquer le fruit d'un vit sanieux.