#1
I thought someone would have already posted this but I checked the last couple of pages and did a quick search.

Anyway

http://uk.news.yahoo.com/5/20090218/twl-toddler-weds-dog-to-avoid-indian-tig-3fd0ae9.html

Should this sort of thing still be allowed? Even if it's considered to be tradition/religion etc.
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Ain't nothin' buh' ah hound dawg!!!1

Which makes it morally acceptable and no threat to society.
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Parents of the groom, 18-month-old Sangula, were advised to arrange the marriage when they noticed a tooth growing from their infant son's upper gum.

The growth was considered to be a bad omen in the boy's tribal community.

Village elders believed it would lead to him being killed in a tiger attack - a fate preventable, according to tribal tradition, by marrying a dog.

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I imagine a dog in a wedding dress saying Whoof I do Whoof and then licks the face of that boy
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#12
Yeah, it sucks that I have to marry a toddler. I'm the village bitch, after all.
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Some people are amazingly stupid, I respect different views and religions but this is too much, they're a bunch of retards.
#15
Wouldn't the dog need its parents consent?

Great headline, though: TODDLER WEDS DOG TO AVOID INDIAN TIGER DOOM
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This thread is clearly full of biggoted people. If they love each other, they have every right to get married.


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Why would marrying a dog prevent you from being eaten by a tiger, by the way?
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Why would marrying a dog prevent you from being eaten by a tiger, by the way?



Because the dog would eat the tiger... I mean... If you were a dog, and your spouse might get eatin by a tiger, what would you do?
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Because the dog would eat the tiger... I mean... If you were a dog, and your spouse might get eatin by a tiger, what would you do?


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his father said "this will NOT STOP HIM from marrying properly when he is of the right age"
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his father said "this will NOT STOP HIM from marrying properly when he is of the right age"


Really? Does he really think the girls are going to want to hook up with the guy after he's married his dog?
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his father said "this will NOT STOP HIM from marrying properly when he is of the right age"


Haha.

But how does it make sense that a boy would MARRY a dog? That's like ****ting all over that which is marriage. But they can do whatever they want, if they want the kid being bullied at school for hooking up with the village bitch, then that's their choice .
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Should this sort of thing still be allowed? Even if it's considered to be tradition/religion etc.

No rule or law should be bent in the name of tradition / religion.
#30
Wheres he walking her for their honeymoon?
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#35
Well, #1: he can fuck a dog in the ass.

#2: What the hell kinda tribe thinks that a growing tooth means death by tiger? And that the only way to stop it is to marry a dog?
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