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http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,495326,00.html

I tried to find it somewhere else since I know the general dislike around here of FoxNews, but I couldn't. Pretty crazy story, yo. Sorry if this is old.
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she deserved it
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I'd love to be disfigured by a chimp attack.

It could only increase my child scaring ability.
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#7
I don't understand why the officer said, "We have a guy down her, he has no face." It clearly states a woman. That chimp musta really fucked her up.
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Wasn't there a thread on this about a few minutes ago?
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Dang, I missed it. Oh well.
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yes but the other was made after this, by a guy who made 6 pointless threads in an hour and got banned.

lest we forget.


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#12
Anyone else think that is an extremely fat chimpanzee?



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I do love how it was smiling for the picture, though.
#13
Yeah, I noticed the chimp was super fat. Did they have any pictures of the chicks face...or lack thereof as the story leads you to believe? I didn't want to look in case they did. I can't really handle faceless people.
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#14
How many people did the champ down?
sometimes I see us in a cymbal splash or in the sound of a car crash
#15
One.
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#17
only in america...
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#18
I read that. Pretty ****ed up. Not sure why some people insist on having wild animals as pets.

EDIT: Actually, I just heard a report on the radio about. She is crying over the dead chimp, and her friend is probably dying in the hospital. At one point the chimp started eating her friend.
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#19
This is a horrifying story...

The chimp actually ripped off the woman's hands and devoured them too. Part of a balanced breakfast.

I saw an interview with the woman who owned Travis the Chimp, and she was spazzing and crying, about how she had to stab it with a butcher knife and how she was so upset Travis was dead! She didn't even mention her friend!

I believe, in the phone call aired recently between her and the police, that she was begging them to shoot the monkey. So, like...? What a dumb woman. There needs to be a civil lawsuit filed or something. And who the hell calls over a 55 year old friend to try and stop the chimp? I would've called the police immediately.