#2
Did that really merit so many smileys? And yes, I'm bigger than both my parents and weigh more than either of them.
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#3
No on both accounts.

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#5
Holy hell!

I'd swear this is at least the 5th shitty thread you've started in about an hour!
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Did that really merit so many smileys? And yes, I'm bigger than both my parents and weigh more than either of them.


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#11
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#13
Erm, im not sure how much my mum weighs. Im taller than both and weigh less than my dad, maybe the same as my mum.
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#16
Than my mum, yes, but she's like 5 inches shorter than me..and I hope i'm not heavier than my dad, considering he's like 6'5"..
#17
I weight more than my mom, I'm pretty close to my dads weight, we're about the same height, he's overweight, but I'm fairly muscular.
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#20
I weigh more than both even though im only 130 pounds.

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#21
Im 145 pounds and mom is 105 and dads 195 so yea...
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#23
no. my mom weighs less, my dad weighs more.
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#24
I weigh more than my dad, but less than my mom.
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#25
More than mom, a lot less than dad.
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#30
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#31
Nope. I'm neither taller, nor do I weigh more than either of them.
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#33
my mom weighs.....um 350..my dad weighs....300..my dads 6'2 my moms 4'11........i weigh 110 and im 5'7.....yeaaa...
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#35
I weigh less than either of them, although only about 8 lbs less than my mom.