#1
http://www.cnn.com/2009/US/02/17/chimpanzee.attack/index.html?iref=mpstoryview

200 pound 'pet' chimpanzee kills a friend of the owner. owner tries to stop her pet, then actually stabs the chimp several times. the chimp is unfazed and keep pounding the **** out of the owner's friend. the owner calls 911. the chimp chases the police officer to a police cruzer, police guy shoots the monkey many times. the chimp...STILL ALIVE...goes back into the house and dies. what the ****!

'The chimp, who was known to walk around town, sometimes without a leash, also liked to surf on the Internet and was able to change the TV channel with a remote, according to a Stamford Advocate article. The paper also reported that Travis watered plants, was able to feed hay to his owner's horses, ate at a table with the rest of the family and sometimes drank wine from a stemmed glass.'

that is ****ing creepy
Last edited by SweetLord at Feb 18, 2009,
#4
We got the intelligence, chimps got badass tolerance to melee weapons and firearms.

Sometimes I gotta wonder who got the best deal outta the last 6 million years of Evolution.
#5
Quote by freedoms_stain
We got the intelligence, chimps got badass tolerance to melee weapons and firearms.

Sometimes I gotta wonder who got the best deal outta the last 6 million years of Evolution.


Dear lord, I better keep my Robe of +3 Intelligence safely secured from any Chimps. They get it and BOOM! Goodbye human race!
Quote by GLP_Arclite
Pooping is well good though, to be fair.


I've got a handle on the fiction.

I'm losing my grip, 'cos I'm losing my fingers.
#6
Quote by metacarpi
Dear lord, I better keep my Robe of +3 Intelligence safely secured from any Chimps. They get it and BOOM! Goodbye human race!
Have you tagged all your clothes with fake status enhancements from Oblivion?

Better not try out the trousers - 100% invisibility, just incase.
#7
Quote by metacarpi
Dear lord, I better keep my Robe of +3 Intelligence safely secured from any Chimps. They get it and BOOM! Goodbye human race!



It's ok, we still have the ability to shoot and run at the same time!


Dumb non-bipedal apes!
#8
Quote by freedoms_stain
Have you tagged all your clothes with fake status enhancements from Oblivion?

Better not try out the trousers - 100% invisibility, just incase.


No

<.<

>.>

But between Oblivion and my love of D&D it's getting to be a pretty close thing.

And trousers of 100% invisibilty got me to where I am today!
Quote by GLP_Arclite
Pooping is well good though, to be fair.


I've got a handle on the fiction.

I'm losing my grip, 'cos I'm losing my fingers.
#9
Quote by freedoms_stain
We got the intelligence, chimps got badass tolerance to melee weapons and firearms.

Sometimes I gotta wonder who got the best deal outta the last 6 million years of Evolution.


Raptors if they were still alive.
Let's not bicker and argue about who killed who...
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#10
Quote by metacarpi
No

<.<

>.>

But between Oblivion and my love of D&D it's getting to be a pretty close thing.

And trousers of 100% invisibilty got me to where I am today!
A bit like Jesus in South Park:

"Ok, everybody turn around" *whips off trousers*

"Ok, turn back around, check out my trousers of invisibility!"
#11
Quote by freedoms_stain
A bit like Jesus in South Park:

"Ok, everybody turn around" *whips off trousers*

"Ok, turn back around, check out my trousers of invisibility!"


They straight up stole that off of me.
Quote by GLP_Arclite
Pooping is well good though, to be fair.


I've got a handle on the fiction.

I'm losing my grip, 'cos I'm losing my fingers.
#13
Ok guys, if i stop posting for a week, that means i got killed by my 200 pound chimp.
Oh, you wouldn't want an angel watching over
Surprise, surprise, they wouldn't wanna watch
#14
Quote by The_Casinator
Ok guys, if i stop posting for a week, that means i got killed by my 200 pound chimp.



Yea, man, you never know. A chimp could just bust into your house when you're least exp...
#15
this could be like candle**** but better
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