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#1
Well, the title says it all. I was sitting here reading and listening to some music, after a few minutes my foot fell asleep. Then, it spread up to my leg and eventually throughout my weenie =[. Has this ever happened to anyone else? It is a first time for me > _>
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#3
Pinch it. Or slap it around a bit.
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#7
LOL. thats awesome.
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#9
Touch yourself and pretend you're playing with someone else.
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#12
Just beat it around a little bit.

Likewise to your leg, it IS socially acceptable to do that in public, too.
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#14
Thats gotta hurt when the feeling comes back and you get pins and needles lol - if the feeling comes back that is......
#16
Haha, I've been there. It seems like it's more ass and balls for me, but I this happens to me when I curl up while riding on the bus or whatever.
#18
have a pull man,ha that will get it back in action!!!!!!!!!!!
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#20
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Touch yourself and pretend you're playing with someone else.


Sounds like a plan
#22
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Touch yourself and pretend you're playing with someone else.

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*crosses legs and holds breath*
#23
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Touch yourself and pretend you're playing with someone else.


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#24
You have Koro.
You need a witch doctor.
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#26
Yeaaah make like MJ and just beat it.
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#28
If you sit on your hand until it starts to get to sleep, then fap, it feels like someone else doing it...
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#32
give yourself a stranger, since its numb it feels like your jerking someone else off
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#34
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If you sit on your hand until it starts to get to sleep, then fap, it feels like someone else doing it...



No it doesn't, if feels like a retarded person is playing w/ your junk b/c you hand doesn't work well when it's asleep. Plus having the pins and needles feeling in your hand...it's a bad experience...trust me.
#35
I WANNA TRY THAT lol
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#37
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give yourself a stranger, since its numb it feels like your jerking someone else off


That's a reverse stranger, and a bit of a gay one at that.
#38
my mate slammed me in the balls when I said I had a sleepingbag


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#39
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No it doesn't, if feels like a retarded person is playing w/ your junk b/c you hand doesn't work well when it's asleep. Plus having the pins and needles feeling in your hand...it's a bad experience...trust me.


Maybe some of us like having retarded people playing with our junk.
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#40
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If you sit on your hand until it starts to get to sleep, then fap, it feels like someone else doing it...


No. No, it doesn't.
You're*
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