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#1
What would happen Pit?!

EDIT: aaah spelling mistakes.. thats why everyone was laughing..
"You're a twat!"- That dude in morrisons

"You Ugly git!" - That girl in the restaurant

"You Were a Mistake!" - Mum

just a few of my fans..



Last edited by will123456789 at Feb 18, 2009,
#2
we would all die...


after execcesive shredding, headbanging, trolling, LOLWUTing, and, of course, fapping.
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#3
We'd all cum blood in a circle jerk.......
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donkey the wise, very good

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Currently searching for more ego padding quotes.

Me in pit = me being bored. Any help is much appreciated.
#10
right now we've got the obvious answers out the way.. what do you think would happen?
"You're a twat!"- That dude in morrisons

"You Ugly git!" - That girl in the restaurant

"You Were a Mistake!" - Mum

just a few of my fans..



#11
Much flaming, searchbar jokes, twisting of hair and stamping of penises.
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#12
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Edit your thread title.... also yeah, I'm with bry0n.

why and to what?
"You're a twat!"- That dude in morrisons

"You Ugly git!" - That girl in the restaurant

"You Were a Mistake!" - Mum

just a few of my fans..



#13
the pit movie would consist of nothing but people yelling at each other and clawing, with the mods riding on horses swinging maces, killing everything in their sight.

the pit would be like a witchhunt, where whenever someone does something you dont like, you just call that person a witch, then the spanish inquisiton (the mods) come and burn her.
#15
It'd be A Clockwork Orange.

Somehow.
Cette nuit j'ai rêvé que je mâchais ses yeux
Après avoir crevé par accès de furie
Ta replète panse d'helminthes blancs nourrie,
Trop prompte à déféquer le fruit d'un vit sanieux.
#16
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would happen Pit?!

Would happen Pit indeed.
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#17
you'd be the right guy, and I'd be the best friend, that you'd fall in love with!
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#18
also add in entity0009 and towles06's posts.
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#19
I think the pit would make a better TV show than movie.

we'd have episodes about the major things that happen here.
like an episode called "I feel dirty, should I?"
and maybe one about the mod strike, etc.
I think we took too many drugs when we were kids,
'cause now we like to make
Weird Music
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#20
If the Pit were a movie, it would be a mysterious story of two magicians whose intense rivalry leads them on a life-long battle for supremacy -- full of obsession, deceit and jealousy with dangerous and deadly consequences. From the time that they first met as young magicians on the rise, Robert Angier and Alfred Borden were competitors. However, their friendly competition evolves into a bitter rivalry making them fierce enemies-for-life and consequently jeopardizing the lives of everyone around them. Set against the backdrop of turn-of-the-century London.
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Karvid is sexy

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#21
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If the Pit were a movie, it would be a mysterious story of two magicians whose intense rivalry leads them on a life-long battle for supremacy -- full of obsession, deceit and jealousy with dangerous and deadly consequences. From the time that they first met as young magicians on the rise, Robert Angier and Alfred Borden were competitors. However, their friendly competition evolves into a bitter rivalry making them fierce enemies-for-life and consequently jeopardizing the lives of everyone around them. Set against the backdrop of turn-of-the-century London.


And then a talking pear falls from the sky and gets hit by lightning.
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#22
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If the Pit were a movie, it would be a mysterious story of two magicians whose intense rivalry leads them on a life-long battle for supremacy -- full of obsession, deceit and jealousy with dangerous and deadly consequences. From the time that they first met as young magicians on the rise, Robert Angier and Alfred Borden were competitors. However, their friendly competition evolves into a bitter rivalry making them fierce enemies-for-life and consequently jeopardizing the lives of everyone around them. Set against the backdrop of turn-of-the-century London.



Well played, sir.
-Guitar Gear-
1995 American Fender Strat, EMG 85 pup
Randall RH200 Head
Marshall 1960a Cab
Woods Acoustic
-Bass Gear-
Spector Legend 4 bass
Washburn Bantam bass
Hartke HA2500
Fender Bassman 410H
Play what you love, love what you play
#23
The pit movie would contain a boat with hoes, a suprise sex scene, a circle jerk followed by cumming blood & we'd all be eaten by a Giant Pear which would be killed by Kensai using the Ban-Hammer & the mivie would open with a Rick-Roll!
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#24
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If the Pit were a movie, it would be a mysterious story of two magicians whose intense rivalry leads them on a life-long battle for supremacy -- full of obsession, deceit and jealousy with dangerous and deadly consequences. From the time that they first met as young magicians on the rise, Robert Angier and Alfred Borden were competitors. However, their friendly competition evolves into a bitter rivalry making them fierce enemies-for-life and consequently jeopardizing the lives of everyone around them. Set against the backdrop of turn-of-the-century London.


Robert played by Kensai and Alfred played by Metaldud.
Get a Carvin. Do it.
#25
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If the Pit were a movie, it would be a mysterious story of two magicians whose intense rivalry leads them on a life-long battle for supremacy -- full of obsession, deceit and jealousy with dangerous and deadly consequences. From the time that they first met as young magicians on the rise, Robert Angier and Alfred Borden were competitors. However, their friendly competition evolves into a bitter rivalry making them fierce enemies-for-life and consequently jeopardizing the lives of everyone around them. Set against the backdrop of turn-of-the-century London.

correct me if I'm wrong, but isn't that the prestige?
I think we took too many drugs when we were kids,
'cause now we like to make
Weird Music
-Wayne Coyne
#27
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correct me if I'm wrong, but isn't that the prestige?

no, it's the porno after!
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For a moment I thought velcro shoes were ones with the whole bottom made of velcro

She could walk up your pubes with those

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#28
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correct me if I'm wrong, but isn't that the prestige?


Yeah......and I beat him to it on the first page. But his was much more elaborate so it's ok.

But I'll just let Karvid take the credit. I'll......just go back to my corner.......bye guys.......
Get a Carvin. Do it.
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#29
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And then a talking pear falls from the sky and gets hit by lightning.

ah yes... the ban heard 'round the world.
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Epiphone Les Paul standard
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#30
It'd be a slightly better Epic Movie. But only slightly.

Only about 20 minutes of the 1h20m is actually worth watching.
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#32
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It'd be a slightly better Epic Movie. But only slightly.

Only about 20 minutes of the 1h20m is actually worth watching.

yea, we'd have a better storyline. Seriously, Epic Movie had a horrible story line, but some funny moments. We could beat that.
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#33
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If the Pit were a movie, it would be a mysterious story of two magicians whose intense rivalry leads them on a life-long battle for supremacy -- full of obsession, deceit and jealousy with dangerous and deadly consequences. From the time that they first met as young magicians on the rise, Robert Angier and Alfred Borden were competitors. However, their friendly competition evolves into a bitter rivalry making them fierce enemies-for-life and consequently jeopardizing the lives of everyone around them. Set against the backdrop of turn-of-the-century London.

I just read this post in that movie advertiser guy's voice.

I'm going to go in a different direction. We have Mr. Search Bar, an outcast from his family, left to fight for himself on the mean streets. A few people see him and support him as he fights to stay alive. Eventually more and more people seek out his advice. A true rags to riches story. But there is a twist when the business he works for fails, could be compared to a server crash, and he quickly becomes forgotten even after the business gets back on its feet. He is found dead back under the bridge and on the streets.
#34
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I just read this post in that movie advertiser guy's voice.

I'm going to go in a different direction. We have Mr. Search Bar, an outcast from his family, left to fight for himself on the mean streets. A few people see him and support him as he fights to stay alive. Eventually more and more people seek out his advice. A true rags to riches story. But there is a twist when the business he works for fails, could be compared to a server crash, and he quickly becomes forgotten even after the business gets back on its feet. He is found dead back under the bridge and on the streets.


Of course, he later becomes legend and is talked about and glorified in tales told by adults to youngsters.

"Have you heard the story of Search Bar the Great?"
"No, tell me!"
"USE THE FKN' SEARCHBAR NOOB! - The End"
"I want to be like Search Bar when I grow up!"
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#35
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We'd all cum blood in a circle jerk.......


LOLOLOLOL.
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#40
I think we should shape a script.. just for a laugh men..
"You're a twat!"- That dude in morrisons

"You Ugly git!" - That girl in the restaurant

"You Were a Mistake!" - Mum

just a few of my fans..



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