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So today I was browsing the university bookstore, just checking out some textbooks and buying a new power cable for my laptop, when low and behold I find some little glorious book I would have never thought was possible in a university.

Behind one of the lesser used info booths there was an inconspicuous little gray rack with some damaged books. I thought maybe they'd having some cheaper textbooks, so I took a look.

What I found was far more entertaining and hilarious than getting drunk and watching a retarded hobo talk and try to put his penis in a vending machine.







Yes, ladies and gentlemen, its a book where you, the proprietary owner, insert your phallic region into a f*cking book and pretend it's various things.
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#2
My penis has a wayyyy smaller diameter than that hole.
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#4
...and it looks like a 3 year old's book.
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#12
I'm waiting for the female version...
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My penis has a wayyyy smaller diameter than that hole.

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#15
They've been selling that at urban outfitters for a few years. Btw.
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#16
I could fill it no problem...roid freaks.
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#17
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They've been selling that at urban outfitters for a few years. Btw.


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#20
lmfao
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#21
Sir, you just made my day!
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#22
Funny stuff. Hole looks a tad small though, doesn't it?
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#23
I'm glad I can share my lulz with my fellow UG-men.

I will quest for more ridiculous books tomorrow.

EDIT: I was inclined to try it LOL
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Funny stuff. Hole looks a tad small though, doesn't it?

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I'm that dude with the fro.
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#26
This was beside the child care section too, awesome.

For a pristine university, the bookstore is pretty dumb.
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#29
The paper that was sticking out of it said 'coffee stains'

lulz
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#32
Hehehe, it's a porto-glory-hole.
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#33


my mates GF got him one of them..

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#34
that looks so much more entertaining than the superbad penis drawings book lol
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#35
they sell those at urban outfitters in the mall here =/

nothing special. they have tons of stuff like that.
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#36
God man that's great!!! Beest thing I've seen in a long while.
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#37
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they sell those at urban outfitters in the mall here =/

nothing special. they have tons of stuff like that.


You and your 'America'

LOL

Funny stuff like this doesn't come around much here.
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#38
god damn i want that book... i've seen some funny stuff at my university. i watched a spanish movie today titled "Duck Season" (English title)

Anyone else seen it? HILARIOUS. It's the biggest stoner comedy I've ever seen.

EDIT: My gf shops at Urban Outfitters, she's probably seen it. I bet she already owns it.
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#39
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I'm waiting for the female version...

With a guy and a girl, you could have some serious fun with it. "Eat the hotdawg!"

OT, That made me repeatatly ROTFLMAOLOLing.
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#40
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god damn i want that book... i've seen some funny stuff at my university. i watched a spanish movie today titled "Duck Season" (English title)

Anyone else seen it? HILARIOUS. It's the biggest stoner comedy I've ever seen.

EDIT: My gf shops at Urban Outfitters, she's probably seen it. I bet she already owns it.


LOL, ask them to order it in, or get your gf to give you her copy.

On the topic of universities, holy **** are textbooks ever expensive. A neurological dictionary/encyclopedia costs roughly $600 USD here. Heavy as ****, too.
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