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#1
say 900-1000 words, what would it be on?

I really need help guys.
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#2
my view on life
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#5
My review and in-depth discussion with myself on the prestige.
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#7
I write them pretty regularly so it depends on what I feel like writing.
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#8
I write lots of short stories, but 900-1000 words is very short. Mine usually run 1500 at the very least.


But anyway, what do you like? Write a story about that.
kill all humans
#9
Just pick a really vague topic like.... "A small boat left the port with 20 passengers and now there is 21." What happened on the boat?


I've wanted to write a story for a while so you're not getting any of my good ideas
#12
"I Feel Dirty, Should I?"

Well the other day me and my mates got together to watch the prestige... Meh you know the rest.
If life gives you oranges, say "f*ck oranges" and bail.

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#13
Bear's rising up and taking over the world, then the human rebellion to take it back.
grok it.

SKREAM!

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#14
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"The man who had too many boobs"

Thats impossible, no man can have too many boobs

I think i'd write about my view of the world at it's current state. Boring i know, but it's easy to rant 900 words
#15
Guitars.

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#16
It would be about a fighter pilot in World War II.


...Who gets lost in the Bermuda Triangle and ends up fighting space-monkey pirates. IN SPACE!
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Gunpowder you fucking rock!!

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Now I can say, with sufficient certainly, that you, Gunpowder...

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#18
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Thats impossible, no man can have too many boobs

I think i'd write about my view of the world at it's current state. Boring i know, but it's easy to rant 900 words



think about the various meanings of HAVING BOOBS as a man.
#19
just write about something interesting that happened to you recently. If you were supposed to make it up, no one can prove you didn't.
#20
Something about a man rising up, getting back on the street. Testing his faith and took his chances. You know, the whole Eye of the Tiger shabang.


S t a i r s s r i a t S

#22
Quote by razorback_al_31
I stand by my point, no man can have too many boobs, even if ther are his own




this is all I have to say to that.
#23
Quote by Gunpowder
It would be about a fighter pilot in World War II.


...Who gets lost in the Bermuda Triangle and ends up fighting space-monkey pirates. IN SPACE!

With your permission, I'm using this.
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this is all I have to say to that.

Wow, she is really pretty.
I like to write, and support Chemistry For Improved Life.

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#26
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With your permission, I'm using this.


Permission granted, as long as the fighter ship is called the A1 Gunpowder.

After both me, and A1 Steak Sauce.
Gunpowder: FUCKING ROCKS!!!
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[witty set-up]
Gunpowder FUCKING ROCKS!!!!!

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Gunpowder you fucking rock!!

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Now I can say, with sufficient certainly, that you, Gunpowder...

FUCK ROCKS!
#27
Dude go with something you thought about as a kid.
Due what you want as long as you vote Due!
#29
Quote by Gunpowder
Permission granted, as long as the fighter ship is called the A1 Gunpowder.

After both me, and A1 Steak Sauce.

Then I guess it's settled.

But what about the pilots name? WHo wants it named after them?
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#32
Quote by Pinky19
Then I guess it's settled.

But what about the pilots name? WHo wants it named after them?



Name the pilot after Carmel.

That way, Carmel can be riding me.

*narrows eyes*


EDIT: Or Midas. I'd be cool with Midas riding me.
EDIT2: I'd also be cool with Corey riding me.


I'm a promiscuous fighter plane.
Gunpowder: FUCKING ROCKS!!!
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[witty set-up]
Gunpowder FUCKING ROCKS!!!!!

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Gunpowder you fucking rock!!

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Now I can say, with sufficient certainly, that you, Gunpowder...

FUCK ROCKS!
Last edited by Gunpowder at Feb 18, 2009,
#33
Quote by Pinky19
Then I guess it's settled.

But what about the pilots name? WHo wants it named after them?



call him Corey!
#34
People
Order
Our
Patties

pretty much a whole lotta shit.
MaKing thE possiBlE...
...totaLlY impossible
#35
Pilot Midas Carmel of A1 Gundpowder.

Sounds like win to me.
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#36
Quote by CoreysMonster
call him Corey!

No.

Hell no.

****ity hell no.
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#39
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Yay!!!!!!!!

I keep forgetting that its 2009, so when I read your join date I was wondering how you joined 2 months past today.

I was impressed.
I like to write, and support Chemistry For Improved Life.

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#40
Quote by Pinky19
I keep forgetting that its 2009, so when I read your join date I was wondering how you joined 2 months past today.

I was impressed.



I am magical. I once ate an entire hot pocket in one bite.

Also post the story when you are done, I have to go though.
Last edited by TheMidasTouch at Feb 18, 2009,
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