#1
Yesterday on my Birthday when my uncle was going to get a stripper to his place then it turns out his ex-wife came over saying "it's your turn to take care of Joey!" then the whole night I was playing Sorry! with my cousin, uncle, and a stripper named Desire

so what was your Buzzkill moment.
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#2
that sucks...
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#5
So did you get into to Trouble with Desire?


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#6
one time i had a two hour boner and couldn't get off...

that was a weird night, to say the least.
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#8
it was kind of funny because the stripper looked like she was saying in her mind "oh thank god easy money."
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#9
Lol omg! She played iwth you guys! HIlarious. Times with my girlfriend where my friend will just like pop up over my shoulder.
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#10
Bout to get head from GF... Little brother walks in (she like to play mom with him) and he's like I can't sleep and I'm like FFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUU- and she's like Awww!
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#11
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Bout to get head from GF... Little brother walks in (she like to play mom with him) and he's like I can't sleep and I'm like FFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUU- and she's like Awww!


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#12
One time me and a few friends were lighting a bowl up at lunch and the cops pulled up on us and just stared at us for about a minute then ****ed off, that was enough to kill my buzz
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#14
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#15
So there I was, getting hammered and partying with friends, when this guy in a suit, top hat, and white gloves, comes up and says he wants to show us sketches. I tell him we're in the middle of partying, but he completely ignores me and sits down, pulls out a sketch pad and starts talking about them. The first one is of a kid trying to get on a bicycle. He asks, "Do you know why he's having such a hard time?" to which I sigh and answer, "No." Then he says, "Cause he's a Scot. *chuckles*"