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What are the funniest jokes you've ever heard, knock-knock, walk into a bar, etc...
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Btw, anyone sigs this, i will sig the stupidest thing they've ever posted, as an example to all, and to all a good night.


eat me,


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I haven't been sigged D:
Though I wish I have.
#2
Ts
grok it.

SKREAM!

Listen to jazz, it's good for you...
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#3
Roses are red
Violets are blue
You make bad threads
Blue
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#4
This thread's a pretty good one
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#7
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A MAN WALKS INTO A BAR. OUCH


I don't get it!?

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#9
Three tomatoes are walking down the street. A papa tomato, a mama tomato, and a baby tomato. The baby tomato starts to lag behind so the father goes back and squishes him and tells him to ketchup.


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#10
Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get run over and not have to deal with these kinds of threads. He was really depressed, I don't really blame him. His parents got divorced and he hasn't had a successful relationship since. One time the chicken went to jail for public indecency, but the charges were dropped due to a lack of evidence. I will always remember that chicken, and the day he crossed that road.
Any spelling or grammatical errors written above are because of my inferior brain to yours. Good job, you won life.
#11
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A MAN WALKS INTO A BAR. OUCH

it was a dumb joke. but I laughed soooooo hard. probably the font size and lack of exclamation points.
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So much down syndrome

remember UG Community? thought so.
#12
Two muffins are sitting in the oven together. One of them asks, "Do you think its hot in here?" What's the other say?


"HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!"
Saint Louis Blues
#13
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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get run over and not have to deal with these kinds of threads. He was really depressed, I don't really blame him. His parents got divorced and he hasn't had a successful relationship since. One time the chicken went to jail for public indecency, but the charges were dropped due to a lack of evidence. I will always remember that chicken, and the day he crossed that road.


Did he get run over though? Never did say if he did...
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#14
Two cannibals are eating a clown and one of the cannibal turns to the other and says, "Does this taste funny to you?"


olololololol
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