#1
for my speech and debate class i have to reference a speech that has a simile and irony in it and reference the time it occurs. IF you know of one and can tell the time please let me know.
#3
You went to the pit to ask for help?

That's ironic right there.
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#4
Bassman was scouring the internet for a cheap answer to his homework, much alike a monkey on crack binge. Little did he know, the irony is that the same monkey on crack will get a better job than him in 10 years because BASSMAN DIDN'T DO HIS OWN HOMEWORK.
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#5
$50 or no.
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#6
'It is like watching a nation busily engaged in heaping up its own funeral pyre.'

From Enoch Powell's 'Rivers of blood' speech.

A pro-immigration speech where Mr Powell convinces us all the immigrration is for the betterment of a nation.

Your teacher will be impressed with the use of foreign domestic politics, even though the speech is famous
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Bassman was scouring the internet for a cheap answer to his homework, much alike a monkey on crack binge. Little did he know, the irony is that the same monkey on crack will get a better job than him in 10 years because BASSMAN DIDN'T DO HIS OWN HOMEWORK.

stfu

if you cant help him then dont post.
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#9
williams wallace speech in braveheart

time: 1200 somethin
irony: he ends of dieing
simile: he describes about his ass that can fire thunderbolts