#1
How would the pit act if you swallowed a small fishbone?

I can feel mine in my throat. It kinda hurts. xD

And yes, I will fap later.
#4
I'm not really keen on looking at a fish when I'm eating it. I prefer sushi if I eat fish at all. That sounds pretty awful.

I do like shrimp, lobster, and crab though, but who doesn't?
Any spelling or grammatical errors written above are because of my inferior brain to yours. Good job, you won life.
#6
Holy ****. IT"S A ****ING BOMB DUDE RUN!!!
The will be heartache,
there will be rain,
and joy I can't explain.
#10
Water it and it will grow into a new born baby fishy!
AWWW

Name him Marvin
Whatever happened to sweet Jane?
#11
a little calcium never hurt anyone...
just have a drink to help it go down, then wait for the grand expelling
Quote by glm
I love you for saying that.

after I said "if the Governator could do it; so can Mr. Colbert"
#12
Quote by washburned
a little calcium never hurt anyone...
just have a drink to help it go down, then wait for the grand expelling

I had like 7 cups of water (no exaggeration) xD
#13
haha ur gonna have to wait 4 hours in emerg. jus for the doctor to tweeze it out
#14
It might scratch up your aye-hole on the way out, be careful.
MaKing thE possiBlE...
...totaLlY impossible
#16
Quote by alaskan_ninja
That's how we do it up north!

I would not know of your northern ways, for I live in the south.

New Zealand. xD
#20
You should get checked out. It might tear up your ass or esophagus.

Seriously.
#21
Quote by NoOne0507
You should get checked out. It might tear up your ass or esophagus.

Seriously.

Don't worry, I'm sure he's built up calluses over the years.
#22
Quote by titsmcgee852
Holy ****. IT"S A ****ING BOMB DUDE RUN!!!

Why would he run? He swallowed it...
Sorry bro, RIP
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