#1
Oi scum!


note - not really scum...


HAPPY BIRTHDAY!


I gotted you

A AlcoHOL! sample kitZ!11!

Last edited by JackalUK at Feb 19, 2009,
#2
I got you Scunthorpe! :p

R.I.P Jon Lord, Rory Gallagher and Jimi!
#6
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#8
I got you Wikipedia, happy birthday!

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#11


I got you Demetri Martin and his palindrome.

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#13
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I got you a wife

*pic*


dude wtf
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All-riiight.
#14
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I got you Scunthorpe! :p
*pic*

That place looks hideous.

I got you an even worse place though:



Yay Middlesbrough
#18

I brought you a goat, I hope you like it, took me ages to catch it.
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#20
I heard the poem 'Friendly bombs come fall on Slough' so guess where I got you? Oh yeah
Looking to buy a Fender Jagstang, u sellin?
#21
I got you West Yorkshire, so you can now have real life aspirations and jus' werk down t' mills!

#22


i got you a filthy filthy girl.
have fun!
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#23
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I got you West Yorkshire, so you can now have real life aspirations and jus' werk down t' mills!

You barstard! I werk down t' mine 27 hours a day just to be abused by a Southern poofta. Bring it on sir.
Looking to buy a Fender Jagstang, u sellin?
#26
Not that I have any idea whatsoever who you are, happy birthday!


Here, have a e-cookie.



S t a i r s s r i a t S

#27
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I got you my neighbourhood.



Is that shooped? Looks ace!
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#28
Happy birthday, I got you two emo girls lezzing out.



#30
Wow, thanks alot!

Has been an awesome one.
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#31
Quote by Cal UK
Is that shooped? Looks ace!

Nope, that's what happens when royalty (in this case Princess Ann) visits the area, they get the local schools and all the budding young artists to piant on boards which are then placed over the boards on all the boarded up properties around here so that it doesn't look quite as bad as it really is.

By the week after this photo was taken, all the pictures had been stolen.
Last edited by SlackerBabbath at Feb 20, 2009,
#32
Quote by SlackerBabbath
Nope, that's what happens when royalty (in this case Princess Ann) visits the area, they get the local schools and all the budding young artists to piant on boards which are then placed over the boards on all the boarded up properties around here so that it doesn't look quite as bad as it really is.

By the week after this photo was taken, all the pictures had been stolen.


The picture on the bottom, third from the left looks like a woman with her tits out.... and kids painted these you say?
#33
Happy birthday. I got you lots of spaces.

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#34
Quote by JackalUK
The picture on the bottom, third from the left looks like a woman with her tits out.... and kids painted these you say?


Those particular ones were done by high school and college students, old enough to paint a nude anyway.
There are other rows of empty houses that are covered by boards painted by primary school kids as well.
#35
Wow, it appears you own money, alcohol, hot women and half of England. Anything else would just be selfish!

Just kidding, I got you a cactus:


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MUFC


My love for you
Is like a truck
Berserker.
#36
I got you the bestest ever present for the next English gathering



Hungry Hungry Mother****ing Hippos!
DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING
and
CAREFUL NOW


No man needs a holiday more than the man who has just had one.
#37
^You do realise his birthday was a few days ago now right?

RMF


I was much further out than you thought
And not waving but drowning.
I was much too far out all my life
And not waving but drowning.