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#3
Now he has to make the choice of whether to become a musician, or a pornstar
#4
Quote by JackalUK
Now he has to make the choice of whether to become a musician, or a pornstar




I agree.


#8
What if he doesn't become a musician?

What if his interests lie elsewhere? screwed then, huh.
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I'd like to see any of those meathead homophobes look a Spartan in the eye and call him a fag.

#10
Quote by pawnshopguitars
How much better would this thread be if it said "Baby born with 12 functional penises" instead?

it would be so much more kickass. that dude would have no choice in becoming a pornstar.
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For a moment I thought velcro shoes were ones with the whole bottom made of velcro

She could walk up your pubes with those

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and 07'ers will always be well-respected members of UG society.
#12
Just hope his parents don't remove them and put him in guitar class as soon as possible, think of all the new chords ands scales only he can play!!!
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#14
Holy Shred a holic
Quote by ShredGod George
yup, he does play an ibanez
a log with 6 pieces of yarn would be solid competition for it


[quote="'[x"]Huffy[x]']Kick it in the dick.

Snakes have dicks, right?
#15
Quote by Skywalker007
Just hope his parents don't remove them and put him in guitar class as soon as possible, think of all the new chords ands scales only he can play!!!

The Melodic Estonian Phrygian scale?
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Oh wow this is a guitar forum!
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Karvid is sexy

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Why is it that some folks quote praise from other members in their sig lines?
Its lame.
#17
Quote by GmacD
lol, he can't wear gloves


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The Melodic Estonian Phrygian scale?

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#21
Even if he has the same chance at being great, somebody should put a guitar in hiss crib.
#24
You can just tell that if he became a great guitarist every one would be like 'oh hes just good because hes got an extra finger, the cheater'


Quote by supralightning
well hell
he's got no middle finger

Actually if you look at the pic he does have a middle finger, its every one else in the world that doesnt.

http://www.ktvu.com/2009/0131/18608698_640X360.jpg


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Absent Mind, words cant express how much i love you. Id bone you, oh yea.

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Absent Mind is, as usual, completely correct.

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Id like to make my love for Neil public knowledge as he is a beautiful man
#25
Quote by GmacD
lol, he can't wear gloves

haha. made me think of the pic of the drummer for def leppard that says "I might not be able to clap my hands but I'm still a better drummer than you."
#26
Pfft..... Freak!
Let's not bicker and argue about who killed who...
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I'm ORION, LORD OF EVIL, give me your soul and breathe in my darkness.

YOU WILL NOT ENJOY THIS......
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#29
for those who went looking for the pic in this page first ..



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#31
Quote by pawnshopguitars
How much better would this thread be if it said "Baby born with 12 functional penises" instead?


People these days have sick minds.......
#32
Quote by pawnshopguitars
How much better would this thread be if it said "Baby born with 12 functional penises" instead?


I'm not sure I even agree with the idea of babies having one penis, to be honest. I think it should just appear with the onset of puberty.
I play by my own rules. And I have one rule; There are no rules... but if there are, they're there to be broken. Even this one.


Confused? Good.

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Sigs are wastes of my precious screen space.

^ Irony

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LET ME HUMP YOU DAMMIT
#35
Quote by JackalUK
Now he has to make the choice of whether to become a musician, or a pornstar

I thought this aswell..
"You're a twat!"- That dude in morrisons

"You Ugly git!" - That girl in the restaurant

"You Were a Mistake!" - Mum

just a few of my fans..



#36
i like how one dude was like
"Its gift from god up above."

then the other dude was like
"God had nothing to do with it.
it was natural selection"
owned

I lol'd hard.
Meh.
#38
The gene for extra fingers is dominant, its not all that freakishly rare
~Domino?

This life's too good to last
and I'm too young to care.


Musics
Follow me on Twitter, I'm cool.
#40
He'd be a perfect member of UG.

And he'd have it easier to use a computer. And easier to play piano.

It'd suck if he becomes a janitor.
DeVillains!
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