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#1
Well, I got nailed for speeding the other day and now I'm trying to think of some loopholes for it. The major one I have so far is that the officer didn't write down my exact rate of speed, just that I was going 16-30 km/h over the posted speed limit.

Also, I violated the code 106A(b) motor vehicle act, does anyone know where I can get the legal definitions for those and more about it?

Anyone else have any tips or ideas?
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#2
Yeah i have a tip.

Keep the fricking speed limit you dumb dumb man!

And also if dont have any money you can go to jail and sentens your ticket there. in time insted of money. and get raped.
#4
Best bet is to go to court and hope the officer doesn't show. Honestly, you have like a 1% chance of getting out of the ticket now.
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#5
The same laws are used the world over so asking for advice on beating a speeding ticket on an Internet forum (and a musical one) without even providing any sort of decent geographical information makes perfect sense.


They're very hard to beat. Your best bet may be to go to trial and plea bargain to reduce it, or hope that the office doesn't turn up.
#6
stop being a bitch, you broke the limit now pay the fine. ****'s sake.
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#7
The best you can do is go plead to the Justice of the Peace. I've done that a couple of time he usually is very reasonable and knocks down the ticket a little bit.
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#8
don't commit the crime if you can't do the time
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#11
the best way to get out of speeding tickets is to just not pull over, they'll stop chasing you eventually.
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#12
someone i know got clock 10 miles over the limit and he complained and said that it was only the rozzas word against his, got away with it
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#14
if you don't want to pay up then tell them you cannot afford it. They will give you community service instead. I interned at a station and it was hilarious watching the poor bitches wash cop cars lolz
#15
Wear a FBI hat next time. As you fly by the police officer just wave briefly at him as if to say " It's ok officer, I have clearence to go this fast". The police will simply wave back.


You should really try it out. Seriously. I heard a guy did this once and it worked. I'm dying to know if it's true and if it could actually work.
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#16
Money the least of my concern, it's the points that getting taken off my license I'm worried about.

He never wrote down how fast I was going, he was moving when he clocked me. Also deleriumbassist, I was aware of that, I was moreso looking for an exact definition/more info on the code.
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Wear a FBI hat next time. As you fly by the police officer just wave briefly at him as if to say " It's ok officer, I have clearence to go this fast". The police will simply wave back.


You should really try it out. Seriously. I heard a guy did this once and it worked. I'm dying to know if it's true and if it could actually work.


The problem there is, if you get busted, impersonating a federal agent is a very serious charge that usually results in jail time, hardly worth the risk IMO.
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#18
If you were doing that speed, and you can just pay the fine and take the points without going to court, do it. If you take it to court, and don't have a damn good reason why they should let you off, you'll probably get double points and fine, and you may have to pay costs on top. At least you would in the UK.
#19
Your state's transportation website should have all of the codes available online.

1.) Were there other cars around? If so, you could claim that people were passing you and there was no way he would be able to tell that it was you versus the cars surrounding you.

2.) If you plan on going to court, there's something about an officer having to show up for you to be guilty (so you can question them). Theoretically you could post-pone the court date and hope they don't show.


To help support your case, bring your driving record (Assuming you have a good one) to help prove the point that you aren't a bad driver.
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Your state's transportation website should have all of the codes available online.

1.) Were there other cars around? If so, you could claim that people were passing you and there was no way he would be able to tell that it was you versus the cars surrounding you.

2.) If you plan on going to court, there's something about an officer having to show up for you to be guilty (so you can question them). Theoretically you could post-pone the court date and hope they don't show.


To help support your case, bring your driving record (Assuming you have a good one) to help prove the point that you aren't a bad driver.


I don't live in US, I'm in Canada hahaha.

The cop was moving towards me and I was moving towards him. That's something else I heard that him moving makes it slightly less accurate.

The same cop caught me my first time speeding, but let me off with a warning. This is my first ticket, first offense of any kind, first fine for anything. Other than those 2 times getting caught, I have a perfectly clean driving record.
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#21
If you deny the speeding and they have no evidence of you doing it, then you can get off scot-free if you just deny it .


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#25
Here's my suggestion:

Grow a pair. A pair of what? Balls.

Seriously, if you are old enough to drive you are old enough to man up and take responsibility for your actions. If you can't take responsibility for your own actions, the last thing you should be doing is driving and putting other peoples lives in danger. What would you do if you had wrecked and killed some innocent person because you were speeding and lost control of your vehicle? Try to find a loop hole for that, too, because you're too much of a pussy to man up and take responsibility?

People like you piss me off. Grow the fuck up, take responsibility, and stop trying to avoid the consequences just because you dont think you should be punished for breaking the law. Do you think you're better then everybody else that gets punished for the same thing? You are not.

tl;dr: Stop being a little bitch and accept the consequences of your actions.
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#26
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Here's my suggestion:

Grow a pair. A pair of what? Balls.

Seriously, if you are old enough to drive you are old enough to man up and take responsibility for your actions. If you can't take responsibility for your own actions, the last thing you should be doing is driving and putting other peoples lives in danger. What would you do if you had wrecked and killed some innocent person because you were speeding and lost control of your vehicle? Try to find a loop hole for that, too, because you're too much of a pussy to man up and take responsibility?

People like you piss me off. Grow the fuck up, take responsibility, and stop trying to avoid the consequences just because you dont think you should be punished for breaking the law. Do you think you're better then everybody else that gets punished for the same thing? You are not.

tl;dr: Stop being a little bitch and accept the consequences of your actions.


And people like you who call others a "little bitch" via the internet and feel the need to make them feel like a piece of **** cause they don't live up to your expectations and spend their life trying to be a better person like you, piss me off.

"What would you do if you had wrecked and killed some innocent person because you were speeding and lost control of your vehicle?"

Not on the road I live on, sorry princess. FYI I wasn't driving dangerously, more like 17-18 km/h over the posted limit on a road with little to no people on it.
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#27
Fight the ticket.

If the police officer doesn't show up the ticket is dropped. If he does the best that can happen is that he will lower the charge he gave you. A friend of mine did that and had $75 and 1 point taken off.
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#28
Best Loophole: Don't speed.

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And people like you who call others a "little bitch" via the internet and feel the need to make them feel like a piece of **** cause they don't live up to your expectations and spend their life trying to be a better person like you, piss me off.

"What would you do if you had wrecked and killed some innocent person because you were speeding and lost control of your vehicle?"

Not on the road I live on, sorry princess. FYI I wasn't driving dangerously, more like 17-18 km/h over the posted limit on a road with little to no people on it.


The speeds are posted because it's safest to drive at those speeds.

And that's like saying "I wasn't being that dangerous, it only had one bullet in the barrel and I only pointed it at one person." It actually isn't, but you get my point.
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#29
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Wear a FBI hat next time. As you fly by the police officer just wave briefly at him as if to say " It's ok officer, I have clearence to go this fast". The police will simply wave back.


You should really try it out. Seriously. I heard a guy did this once and it worked. I'm dying to know if it's true and if it could actually work.

My uncle is an arson investigator and he gets out of speeding all the time. But impersinating an officer is illegal.
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#30
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he was moving when he clocked me.


There's a definite loophole. Radar guns are meant to be used when standing still. Go verse yourself very well in how a radar gun's waves work, because that right there is the best loophole you'll get. (Since you were actually speeding).
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#31
Say that you were on your way to get your wife preggerz and you had to rush before she wasn't "in the mood" anymore.

He'll understand. Unless the cop was a chick, then you're screwed.

Edit^: All the cop has to do is follow you in his car and gauge how fast you're going based off of their own speedometer.
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#33
as someone else said...take it to court and hope officer doesn't show.

Police officers don't get paid for going to court.
#34
Ask if he's actually calibrated his speed gun thing within the last year. A friend of mine got of a reckless driving ticket (20 mph+ over the limit) because the cop hadn't calibrated his within a year.
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#35
Man up and pay the ticket...

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#37
Shoot the cop, and the judge while you're in court. Or wear a Guy Fawkes mask into the hearing.
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#38
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And people like you who call others a "little bitch" via the internet and feel the need to make them feel like a piece of **** cause they don't live up to your expectations and spend their life trying to be a better person like you, piss me off.

"What would you do if you had wrecked and killed some innocent person because you were speeding and lost control of your vehicle?"

Not on the road I live on, sorry princess. FYI I wasn't driving dangerously, more like 17-18 km/h over the posted limit on a road with little to no people on it.


I'm sorry my expectations of how an "adult" with a driver's license should act are a lot higher then yours apparently are

17-18 km/h over the posted speed limit IS dangerous, they post those speed limits because it is the safest speed to drive down that road. You wouldnt have to hit a pedestrian, it could be another car going the other direction, but since you are so smart, I wont explain that to you.

Also, dont comment on me calling you a little bitch, and then turn around and call me a princess for no reason what so ever.

Be a man and accept the fact that you got caught doing something illegal. There is no reason for you to try to get out of it, seeing as how you KNOW and admitted to us that you were in the wrong.

Also, I dont know what radar guns they use where you live, but here they make them so that they can clock you while they are moving, even if they are driving in the opposite direction (I know this because I got a speeding ticket for 61 in a 45 from a cop driving the opposite direction, and I really was going 61), so if you do decide to take that route it may not work.

EDIT: No I didnt try to get out of my ticket, they reduced it themselves to a lower violation because it was my first offense. I didnt try to fight it. They will probably do the same for you if you dont try to get out of it.
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#39
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Edit^: All the cop has to do is follow you in his car and gauge how fast you're going based off of their own speedometer.


This is true. Did not think about that one.
#40
If you were going down a hill of a certain incline (im not sure what it is) they cant give you a ticket.
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