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#2




haha

In May 1995 San Francisco-based sex toy and education shop Good Vibrations declared May to be "Masturbation Month." Since then, it has encouraged people to get sponsors as a fundraiser for charities with a sex-positive focus in that group's city.


What a name
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#5
St. Loony set the record. It's true.
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when i grow up i wanna have blackandsilver's babies!

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HOLY HELL.

nice discovery, sir.


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#8
Quote by ghostnineone


What were you doing on that page and why have you found it?!
This is my sig, isn't it

AWESOME?

[quote="'[x"]Huffy[x]']I never understood Christianity.

A religion that is essentially based on stories about an invisible man that made the universe and a magic zombie that could walk on water and got nailed to a cross.
#10
My god
[quote="'CrystalMeth[od"]']oh, and get this, when I shook her dads hand I said "Nice to meet you sir, I'm here to **** your daughter, and all he said was "be safe" lol

#13
If all of the pit would wank at the same time, the vibrations would destroy the earth.

Edit: And blood will be everywhere
This is my sig, isn't it

AWESOME?

[quote="'[x"]Huffy[x]']I never understood Christianity.

A religion that is essentially based on stories about an invisible man that made the universe and a magic zombie that could walk on water and got nailed to a cross.
#14
"Come for a Cause"


Longest Distance Squirt 91 centimeters (36 inches) (San Francisco 2007)

Oh god I'm dying here haha
🙈 🙉 🙊
#17
I showed my mom the logo. She was like, wtf is that? then she was like, oohhhh....
Sail upon the open skies
#18
Quote by OlivierF

What were you doing on that page and why have you found it?!



i believe in philanthropy

>.>

<.<

.....
you brought a hooker to church?
#19
Ive seen this figured it was old
since it screams pit so much
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be the music, not the scene
#20
I'm in class right now and I'm TRYING not to laugh my ass off!!! Everyone around me is like "WTF!!! LOL!"
#21
Idk how the hell could that raise money but...I guess the Pit is good at it.
2 bad I don't have to do it anymore :P
my girlfriend does it tons of times better
1. You're surfing the internet.
2. You're browsing through the UG forums.
3. You're reading now.
5. You didn't notice that there was no #4.
6. You just checked it.
7. Now you're having a lil smile.

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You Sir, have the best signature like ever!
#22
Quote by Kozlic
Idk how the hell could that raise money but...I guess the Pit is good at it.
2 bad I don't have to do it anymore :P
my girlfriend does it tons of times better

liar!...
lol
#24
endurance is stupid. anyone can just pretend to beat off or just do it rly slowly for 7 hours. if anything an award should go to someone who can finish the fastest cause guys can't realy fake or cheat on that.
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yeah im not at gc dude, i dont live there.


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#27
why does the logo have a butthole
Quote by Marshmelllow
graphs. graphs always work. my old work place had an awesome printer, so i was constantly making graphs.

that was until i made a graph of how much my boss pissed me off. but seriously dude, graphs.
#28
Quote by Wesseem
endurance is stupid. anyone can just pretend to beat off or just do it rly slowly for 7 hours. if anything an award should go to someone who can finish the fastest cause guys can't realy fake or cheat on that.




Jealous, are we?
#30
Quote by KeepOnRotting


Jealous, are we?


shut up
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yeah im not at gc dude, i dont live there.


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#32


I wouldnt be surprised if someone from here or 4chan made that up.

Buut I guess not.
love is love // return to dust
#36
OMG look at this...

Current London Records as of September 4, 2006
Time:
Female: 3 h, 30 min (UK Record, 2006)
Male: 7 h, 31 min (UK Record, 2006) (fapping for 7 and a half hours ouch)

Most Orgasms:
Female: 49 (UK and World Record)
Male: 10 (UK Record) (doesn't say how long he was doing it)

Longest Distance Squirt 91 centimeters (36 inches) (San Francisco 2007)

he squirted 36 inches!!! That is a long way
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Nice bum >.> <.<
#37
Quote by stratele
OMG look at this...

Current London Records as of September 4, 2006
Time:
Female: 3 h, 30 min (UK Record, 2006)
Male: 7 h, 31 min (UK Record, 2006) (fapping for 7 and a half hours ouch)

Most Orgasms:
Female: 49 (UK and World Record)
Male: 10 (UK Record) (doesn't say how long he was doing it)

Longest Distance Squirt 91 centimeters (36 inches) (San Francisco 2007)

he squirted 36 inches!!! That is a long way


Thta's not the record for most female orgasms...
RAZZLEFRAZZLE
#38
Quote by KeepOnRotting
Subliminal messages in this logo.


so while you hump a penis with wings the lulwut pear lulwuts at you!
RIP Bernie Mac
RIP Michael Jackson

FUCK YOU DIME!

Quote by Cobain_Is_King
Get 'Cliff is Angry. So so angry' on your ass.

Edit: Then take pictures and send me them.



Genetically engineered and raised by wolverines DAVE MUSTAINE...
#39
Hey man, count me in! How do you get involved and when is it? I gotta show my team from the inseam some competition!
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If your child can breathe, suspect drugs. Only people who breathe take drugs. People who cannot breathe still can, but it is increasingly difficult.
#40
Quote by stratele
OMG look at this...

Current London Records as of September 4, 2006
Time:
Female: 3 h, 30 min (UK Record, 2006)
Male: 7 h, 31 min (UK Record, 2006) (fapping for 7 and a half hours ouch)

Most Orgasms:
Female: 49 (UK and World Record)
Male: 10 (UK Record) (doesn't say how long he was doing it)

Longest Distance Squirt 91 centimeters (36 inches) (San Francisco 2007)

he squirted 36 inches!!! That is a long way


i want there training manuals...
you brought a hooker to church?
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