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#1
Can anyone give me the details on how to be as safe as possible with trying this for the first time?
#2
Yeah, um, I don't know if that works with vodka. What proof is the stuff you have?
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#3
You could just not do it, you'd save vodka and not risk burning your face.

Failing that just spit really hard and hold the lighter as far away as you can... Actually don't people usually use white spirit?
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#4
spit it all out, don't have some in your mouth that could be ignited if you cough.
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#5
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You could just not do it, you'd save vodka

that should be reason enough young man.
#6
There are a lot of very important little techniques and details that, when not executed properly, can be fatal. Especially if the person is untrained.
Go for it.

Plus I'm sure the vodka you have wouldn't be a very good idea to use for this.
#7
Not doing it would be the "safe-as-possible" method.
But then again, I'm all for stupid ****, so go for it.
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#8
The only safe way is to do it inside so you won't be distracted by birds or traffic, preferably nearby some curtains to shield you from the sun.
#13
as you spit out the vodka be sure to move your face back (away from the lighter) as you move the lighter away as well.
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#16
Uhm, yeah. Don't do it.
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#17
1. Hold lighter near face
2. Spit vodka
3. ??????????
4. Profit!

But on topic,
Yeah go for it.
And take video in case you burn your face off.
We want to see.
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#18
Fill your mouth with propane from a lighter and practice a bit first. Then use the vodka and spit hard and slightly up and away from you, step back quickly as you do it. Start by using only a LITTLE bit, then try a bit more. Good luck...take pics.
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#20
just phuckin do it and have a barrel of water *just in case* what better teacher to have than experience, also do it outside.
#21
Fill your mouth with vodka, light a match, and eat it.
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#22
don't use vodka (it does work, I've done it with whiskey, but it's not as impressive) use everclear or Bacardi 151.
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#23
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Uhm, yeah. Don't do it.

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#24
There's a cheat where if you press a, a, up, down, a, a, up, down, b, a, start. Then dribble some down your chin, you get unlimited lives... Seriously man, try it
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Not necessarily, people do this safely all the time, it's not really that hard.
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#29
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Not necessarily, people do this safely all the time, it's not really that hard.

This particular people is asking The Pit how to do it.

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#31
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This particular people is asking The Pit how to do it.

It's a Darwin Award waiting to happen.




wow...
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wow...

I think that was intentional. It sounds too silly to be a mistake.
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I think that was intentional. It sounds too silly to be a mistake.

Good job.

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#34
Light your farts instead...it's safer, it saves vodka, and the results are more hilarious when it goes wrong.
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#35
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The only safe way is to do it inside so you won't be distracted by birds or traffic, preferably nearby some curtains to shield you from the sun.


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#36
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Light your farts instead...it's safer, it saves vodka, and the results are more hilarious when it goes wrong.

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#37
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Good job.

Hey, I was pointing it out to him. I thought he didn't get it.
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#38
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Pff, haven't you heard of multitasking? I'm currently browsing the pit with one hand, defending you from ninjas with another hand, fapping with another, brushing my teeth with another, and fishing with another.

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#39
If all goes wrong just remember. Fight fire with fire.
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