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I decided I want to move out, because I have the funds to, but I have no one to be my roommate, I have no friends, I have no time to make friends, I suck at making friends. I'm just awkward.


So my solution?

Post about it on this forum and drink until I black out.

+1 for that.
Whatever happened to sweet Jane?
#4
Sucks a bit. Moving out will force you to make friends.
MaKing thE possiBlE...
...totaLlY impossible
#5
Quote by DoTheEvolution
My advice: Aim low.

Michigan huh? Doesn't it suck?


sometimes I see us in a cymbal splash or in the sound of a car crash
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Quote by DoTheEvolution
I decided I want to move out, because I have the funds to, but I have no one to be my roommate, I have no friends, I have no time to make friends, I suck at making friends. I'm just awkward.


So my solution?

Post about it on this forum and drink until I black out.

+1 for that.

The obvious solution is to kidnap unsuspecting slutty 18-24 year old women and keep them as your prisoners roommates until friends happen.

[IN PHIL WE TRUST]


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#7
meh, i'll propably end up like you one day if I don't make it in the music world.
#8
Quote by EnyoAdonai
Sucks a bit. Moving out will force you to make friends.

That's what I'm thinking. I don't know if I should like post on Craigslist for roommates...I don't really trust it, but some other people I know have done it.

I just worry that if I do that my butthole won't be safe. But I guess after proper screening....it might work.
Whatever happened to sweet Jane?
#9
do you wanna hang out and be lonely with me?
... For A Pair Of Brown Eyes

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#10
Well Tyler, drink your sorrows away. But know, that nothings going to change unless you make it. Put yourself where you want to be.
I'm Tyler
#11
Quote by SteveHouse
The obvious solution is to kidnap unsuspecting slutty 18-24 year old women and keep them as your prisoners roommates until friends happen.

I like your idea. Thank you SteveHouse
Whatever happened to sweet Jane?
#12
Quote by BottleOfSmoke
do you wanna hang out and be lonely with me?

Sure why not. haha
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#13
just find roommates on craigslist. then make them be your friends. then be friends with their friends. then be the roommate's friend's friend's friend. then kill the room mates. then their friends. then their friend's friends. then you win this crazy game we call life.
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I have no opinion on this matter.
#14
Make friends at work?
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#15
Quote by DoTheEvolution
Sure why not. haha

I'll join you guys. If we get one more lonely person we can start a band.
#16
Quote by Rocker_69
Make friends at work?

I have friends at work, but they are all already moved with someone, or on a different level of life, like they are getting married or something.
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#17
Quote by DoTheEvolution
Sure why not. haha

do you wanna be the big spoon or the little spoon?
... For A Pair Of Brown Eyes

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smoke, you get more awesome by the minute..... You have an epic beard, live near woods, listen to metal, grill stuff using makeshift bbqs out of old cans, and now we find out you have stabbed someone in the dick
#18
Quote by BottleOfSmoke
do you wanna be the big spoon or the little spoon?

Little spoon please, let me weep as you hold me. haha
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#19
ill drink with you TS but i have nothing to drink
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#20
you can wipe your nose on my sexy satin sheets
... For A Pair Of Brown Eyes

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smoke, you get more awesome by the minute..... You have an epic beard, live near woods, listen to metal, grill stuff using makeshift bbqs out of old cans, and now we find out you have stabbed someone in the dick
#22
Quote by potcorn56
ill drink with you TS but i have nothing to drink

I have strawberry smirnoff, or some ****ty Irish wine. Take your pick
#23
Quote by Zugunruhe
just find roommates on craigslist. then make them be your friends. then be friends with their friends. then be the roommate's friend's friend's friend. then kill the room mates. then their friends. then their friend's friends. then you win this crazy game we call life.


I know who to report when there are murders in Davis...
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I'll logic you right in the thyroid.

Art & Lutherie
#25
Quote by potcorn56
ill drink with you TS but i have nothing to drink

I'm drinking enough for the both of us I think. But thanks you can fake it!
Whatever happened to sweet Jane?
#26
Quote by DoTheEvolution
That's what I'm thinking. I don't know if I should like post on Craigslist for roommates...I don't really trust it, but some other people I know have done it.

I just worry that if I do that my butthole won't be safe. But I guess after proper screening....it might work.


Make a band and live with one of your bandmates
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#27
Quote by valdean
Stockholm syndrome my man... Stockholm syndrome.

What is that sir?
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#28
Quote by dxpaintball8000
Make a band and live with one of your bandmates

That's what I want to do, that would be perfect. I have this band I played with a couple of weeks ago, that I would like to play with more and get to know the guys and go from there, that would be nice to have a roommate that is my band member.
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#29
Quote by darkstar2466
I know who to report when there are murders in Davis...
then i know who to murder first in Davis....
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I have no opinion on this matter.
#30
Here's a tip.

Grow some balls you pussy.

Go out there and MAKE SOME ****ING FRIENDS YOU ****STICK!
Eat my dick cheese.
#31
^Yes, we have all admired your e-penis. Happy? GTFO.
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What is that sir?

It's when you sympathize with your captor(s).

[IN PHIL WE TRUST]


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#32
Quote by themadness 1234
Here's a tip.

Grow some balls you pussy.

Go out there and MAKE SOME ****ING FRIENDS YOU ****STICK!

Oh man, that is just the advice I needed, I never knew that was the problem. Thanks Nostradumbass.
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#33
Quote by DoTheEvolution
Oh man, that is just the advice I needed, I never knew that was the problem. Thanks Nostradumbass.


You stole that from Comic Book guy.

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I'll logic you right in the thyroid.

Art & Lutherie
#34
Quote by darkstar2466
You stole that from Comic Book guy.


Damn it, I hate when I do that. There is a lot of things that I must pick up without noticing.
Whatever happened to sweet Jane?
#35
Such a lonely day... and it's yours..

The loneliest day of your liiiiiife~!


And mine as well...
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#37
Quote by themadness 1234

So true. So so very true.

EDIT: You also have in the short span of two postings, made me visualizing kicking what I assume you look like in the balls. Thank you for that, it made my day.


Not really but I don't like you.
Whatever happened to sweet Jane?
Last edited by DoTheEvolution at Feb 20, 2009,
#38
seriously though.

don't lower your standards for friends or anything else in life.

It shouldn't be hard to make friends, unless you are just socially awkward, which in that case you may have to change something about yourself, nothing major just minor tweaks.

Work and school are the two easiest and least awkward places to meet friends.

from there you meet their friends and so on and so forth.
Eat my dick cheese.
Last edited by themadness 1234 at Feb 20, 2009,
#39
Quote by themadness 1234
seriously though.

don't lower your standards for friends or anything else in life.

It shouldn't be hard to make friends, unless you are just socially awkward, which in that case you may have to change something about yourself, nothing major just minor tweaks.

Work and school are the two easiest and least awkward places to meet friends.

from there you meet there friends and so on and so forth.

Yea, work is the easiest place for me. I have work friends, we hang out sometimes but I'm more kind of worried about roommates, and all of my work friends have passed that stage of moving out in live.

**** me for being behind.
Whatever happened to sweet Jane?
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