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#1
we all have one, a small blunt (or not) weapon we keep behind a door to beat intruders with.
i have a Hockey Stick (not ice hockey, Field Hockey) Heavy and bent.

so whats your household weapon?
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#4
my fists and legs
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#6
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#7
I am a martial artist - been practicing karate for 8-9 years. I use martial arts - no weaponary.
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#8
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holy crap! a solid piece of mahogany > my Ash Hockey stick
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#9
me - chocolate kettle
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#10
i have a razor sharp, highly detailed replica of Bill's Hatori Hanzo Sword hanging on my wall
#11
My two hands and my two feet.

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#13
A gun cabinet holding 6 ready firearms. All you would need to do is bash through the glass, And any intruder's ass is grass. Used to keep a baseball bat near my door. Also had one in my car...Til i got pulled over one time. Never knew it was illegal to carry something like that in your vehicle. :p
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#17
Nothing. I don't live in constant fear of being broken into.
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#18
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Les Paul.




I'd hate to get hit by one of those..

i have a pawn shop special katana, (meaning ugly and ****ty, but it'd still cut someone real good i'm sure.) assorted bats and beating implements.

if i'm feeling particularly annoyed by someone breaking into my house..

its all about bare hands
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#19
Baseballbat ofcourse, a classic.
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#20
a shotgun and two handguns. Plus various knives, and my ****, which is perhaps the most lethal of them all.
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#22
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A gun cabinet holding 6 ready firearms. All you would need to do is bash through the glass, And any intruder's ass is grass. Used to keep a baseball bat near my door. Also had one in my car...Til i got pulled over one time. Never knew it was illegal to carry something like that in your vehicle. :p


You can keep it in a bag and have somekind of sports clothes and say you play baseball
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#23
my dad bought me a french hunting knife that i still have, and my friend's dad has a roman short sword
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#24
A takeaway container of poo, which will be thrown at any intruders while shrieking incoherently.
#25
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#26
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#27
Oh yeah, forgot one other thing. We got 2 "ready to chaw someone they don't know's ass off" Rott's, Not leashed. But it's cool. No neighbors within about a half mile distance. both ways.

One weapon in the guncabinet that is a personal favorite of mine would be the fully auto Shotty. I need a big ass banana clip. haha The clip i has holds four shells, while having one in the chamber. Ready.
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#29
i have a Wiltshire carving knife, if youve ever seen one, youll know how freaking scary they are
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#31
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me - chocolate kettle

Same here. I have shit loads of beer and whiskey bottles scattered around my room. I could throw them, I guess.

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#33
I have two;

A German Shepherd and a Smith & Wesson 357 magnum...

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#34
Why use a hockey stick? Why not a knife?
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#35
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Nothing. I don't live in constant fear of being broken into.


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#36
When they come for me Al Be Chargin UP MAH LAZARR!!!
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#38
Pointless having a weapon in the UK, as soon as you use it you will get raped in court getting sued and done for gbh or assualt with a weapon
#39
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I have two;

A German Shepherd and a Smith & Wesson 357 magnum...

Go ahead punk, make my day.


357 mag. One of my favorite pistols. It has the takedown you need to keep a residence safe.
#40
Quote by Jonn0
Why use a hockey stick? Why not a knife?


Cause the hockey stick has a 75% chance of stunning for 13 seconds
nah i just prefer the weight and power. plus it can block.
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