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#2
Try to steal any fillings they have
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#5
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#7
Try to shove it through the roof of her mouth and out her nose
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#9
1)Don't be a moron and just shove your tongue in as far as it will go.
2)Try to massage your tongues together, and use your tongue to stimulate her lips and tongue.
3)Moderation <==== use this.
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#10
Just move it in, lick around, and back out. Repreat.
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#11
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1)Don't be a moron and just shove your tongue in as far as it will go.
2)Try to massage your tongues together, and use your tongue to stimulate her lips and tongue.
3)Moderation <==== use this.


Then when she least expects it, go for the fillings. Seriously man, there's good money in it, also if she has any gold or silver teeth, get them first.
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#12
Roll that bitch.

Not too much, just feel it out. Work with your partner. After a little while stick your hand down her pants.


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#13
No need for foreplay just go straight to intercourse.
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#14
man look. just roll it around and before you know it youll be going through slut pussy faster than i go through guitar strings.
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#15
Usually? Lick up, Trying to dodge the others tongue. Doesnt always work ;o
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man look. just roll it around and before you know it youll be going through slut pussy faster than i go through guitar strings.


would be quite fun if you said that whilst being a bassist
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#17
There is no right way to do it. Everyone does it differently, and it changes from partner to partner. But just go easy with it til you guys get a feel for each other. (A 'feel' for each other. )

But yea, basically making out is a way someone somehow found how to make licking tongues sexual.
#18
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what do you do with your tounge once its inside the others persons mouth?


See how long it takes for them to wake up.
#20
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I don't know, put my tongue in her mouth? It's been so long since I last made out.


there are other places you can put it then....
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#22
Do whatever you think is right, but then violently rape her. If she says anything bad, or cry's, shoot her on the spot, with your penis.
#24
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Then when she least expects it, go for the fillings. Seriously man, there's good money in it, also if she has any gold or silver teeth, get them first.


Good points. I did that to my girl a while ago, so I almost forgot about it. Cheers.
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See how long it takes for them to wake up.

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#26
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha


Wrong place to ask this, dude.


Well, here's how you make out: Take off each other's clothes, stick your pehnis in her vaagina
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#27
I play some uvula hockey


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#29
There is no 'technique', but there are some things that I try to stick with

-Dont just shove it all the way down the back of the throat
-Take it slow and build it up, dont just go straight for the tongue, just open mouth at first.
-Try your best to not clash teeth....major turn off
-Aparently and ive read, that a person kisses how they like to be kissed, so see how the lady is kissing you and try to go with the flow of it
-Relax and enjoy it, dont be worried otherwise you will probably just make rigid tongue jerks in her mouth....noone likes that.
-If it seems to be going well, without any warning shove your hands down the front of her pants underneath the underwear, trust me im a professional, it will work wonders.
#30
I feel if her brain is ripe for consumption.
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#31
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See how long it takes for them to wake up.

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#32
What kind of question is that? Do you need help or something?
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#33
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-If it seems to be going well, without any warning shove your hands down the front of her pants underneath the underwear, trust me im a professional, it will work wonders.


Negative, go for the boobs first. First on the outside of the clothes, and then go for underneath the shirt. Be conservative at first. Make small gains towards the boobs making sure she's alright with how far you'e going. Once your there, play with the nipples. She'll be wet in no time.
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#35
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Do whatever you think is right, but then violently rape her. If she says anything bad, or cry's, shoot her on the spot, with your penis.


I really don't know why but I laughed lots at this. Thank you good sir.
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#36
get over to the computer and tell my internet friends all about it
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#38
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Negative, go for the boobs first. First on the outside of the clothes, and then go for underneath the shirt. Be conservative at first. Make small gains towards the boobs making sure she's alright with how far you'e going. Once your there, play with the nipples. She'll be wet in no time.



Sarcasm doesnt play well on the interwebz....If im being honest about groping I find a soft hand on the arse if your standing works best than boobs for first moves.
#39
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