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#1
Obviously inspired by the worst one. Why focus on all the bad things in relationships?
Mine would be the gifts my girlfriend makes me. And not leaving me after all the stupid crap shes put up with.
#2
Leave. She was a fiend.
sometimes I see us in a cymbal splash or in the sound of a car crash
#5
let me B an L on her big ass T's
Tampa Bay Buccaneers

South Carolina Gamecocks

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Chef Strato-Massacre: Cooking shitstorms since that comment.

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Damnit why are you full of so much win
#8
Quote by JacobTheMe
Be a bitch. *****. Liar. Everything.

I ****ing hate her.


If that's the best thing she did she truly was a bitch.
sometimes I see us in a cymbal splash or in the sound of a car crash
#9
stay with me for 3 years and going


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#10
Bought me my guitar and Encouraged me to play said guitar.
Gear:
Fender Stratocaster
Silvertone 1448L
TC Electronic Polytune
Fender Blues Jr.
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#11
Quote by Retro Rocker
Deepthroat. Then see the second post.



+1
The religious myth is the most powerful device ever created, and serves as the psychological soil upon which other myths can flourish.
#13
Doing all the dirty crap that I ask her to do (it comes at a price though, I gotta fulfill her desires too)

My only rule is... No Butthole.
That is not dead which can eternal lie
And with strange aeons even death may die


IA! IA! CTHULHU FHTAGN!
#14
Quote by Mr_Mysterio
Doing all the dirty crap that I ask her to do (it comes at a price though, I gotta fulfill her desires too)

My only rule is... No Butthole.


Hers or yours?
#15
Quote by Mr_Mysterio
Doing all the dirty crap that I ask her to do (it comes at a price though, I gotta fulfill her desires too)

My only rule is... No Butthole.



Yours, or hers?

EDIT: Dammit!^

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GAS: Micro POG



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this was the funniest thing ive seen in the pit for weeks.


^about me
Last edited by Cutlass_253 at Feb 20, 2009,
#19
My lady has helped out a lot this last week...I had to move out of my flat so she's let me stay at hers and helped me move stuff et cetera. And she's great for cooking and everything, and a massive support with my health problems.
#20
Quote by smb
. And she's great for cooking.


Well she's a woman.
sometimes I see us in a cymbal splash or in the sound of a car crash
#21
bought me a guitar.... sex.
"Love doesn't exist and I'm not picking on love, because I don't think friendship exists either"


GEAR:
Caparison PLM-3
ESP/LTD Viper 400
Gretch A/E G3700
Soldano SLO 50w clone
#22
She sucked on my chocolate-salty penis.
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You'll Never Walk Alone
#24
Quote by ASITHOS
The ex gave me head twice in about 20 minutes and swallowed both times. A good time was had by all (or maybe just me ).


Dude, I know what you mean, only it was probably more around in the course of 45 minutes.

But I have to say, my favorite time was when she kept me awake on a long car trip...

with her mouth...that was fun.


Nonsexually, its supporting my music, and all of the stupid crap that goes along with it.

Dunlop 535Q Wah, Ibanez TS-9, EHX LBM
Mesa/Boogie Express 5:25
MXR 6-band EQ, Boss NS-2, Boss PS-5, MXR Phase 90, MXR Carbon Copy

GAS: Micro POG



Quote by Zugunruhe
this was the funniest thing ive seen in the pit for weeks.


^about me
#25
my gfs recent streak of awesome has included giving me an ovation.......followed by sex and sex and sex again.....YAY SEX!
#29
road head, and gifts and such
Hello Will You Be My Freind?
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i knocked a girl up once but thank the lord it died inside her

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Guitar-guy69 your the best

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my penis floats when its in the water so it always looks hard

Hello my name is guy i like my women naked and aroused lol
#30
Waking me up to a bj, swallowing my load, than proceeding to satisfy me orally again about 5 minutes later and again swallowing. Off the top of my head (no pun intended) that's the only thing I can think of right now.

Now that we're married and have a kid, that doesn't happen anymore
#31
Stay with me through all the **** we've been through.
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I'd like to see any of those meathead homophobes look a Spartan in the eye and call him a fag.

#32
aside from sex, bought me princes early discography on vinyl, except Sign O the times(she couldnt find that one)
Without spiritual mentoring, too much freedom can lead to the soul's decay
- Prince
#35
Staying with me through all of my screw ups
Staying with me for as long as she has
Supporting everything that I do (And I Vice Versa)
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makes jizz shoot out of your don johnson
#36
Quote by cfhdomination
Waking me up to a bj, swallowing my load, than proceeding to satisfy me orally again about 5 minutes later and again swallowing. Off the top of my head (no pun intended) that's the only thing I can think of right now.




that sounds more like a porn movie dude
BS?????
#37
Quote by Jonjy2
Being just as horribly perverted as I am, and not be afraid to exploit both of our perversions.

+1

More importantly, she doesn't complain when I want to watch movies from the 30s-60s. A lot of sci-fi movies..
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I love you =] I can't say I was very fond of you when we first started talking because you trolled the hell out of my threads, but after talking to you here I've grown very attached to you.

Yeah, write to my fanclub about it, honey.
#38
Quote by Hasok
that sounds more like a porn movie dude
BS?????


Nope, no BS lol...and besides all the sexual stuff we've done, the best thing is she's always been there for me. She's awesome!!
#39
Quote by Strato-Massacre
let me B an L on her big ass T's



Oh yeah, I love BLT's too.
#40
Quote by Strato-Massacre
let me B an L on her big ass T's


Let you break a lobster on her big ass timpani?
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