Poll: Which one would you fight if you had no choice but to pick one...
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Adult Gorrilla
72 39%
Adult Bear
111 61%
Voters: 183.
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#2
What possible scenario could I be in where I'd have to choose between fighting a bear or a gorilla?
RAZZLEFRAZZLE
#3
Bear...
Have you heard of Jim West? Canadian I believe,
He beat a bear to death with a log, I wish to emulate him.
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#5
Where's the "RUN THE FUCK AWAY" option?

This poll is fail!
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#7
Bear.
Clawed >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> ripped apart
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#9
I'd fight a gorilla, bears are way more badass.
grok it.

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#10
Quote by Samdunhamss
Bear...
Have you heard of Jim West? Canadian I believe,
He beat a bear to death with a log, I wish to emulate him.



Wild Wild West, Jim West, desperado, rough rider
No you don't want nada
None of this, six gun in this, brotha runnin this,
Buffalo soldier, look it's like I told ya
Any damsel that's in distress
Be out of that dress when she meet Jim West
Rough neck so go check the law and abide
Watch your step with flex and get a hold in your side
Swallow your pride, don't let your lip react,
You don't wanna see my hand where my hip be at,
With all of this, from the start of this,
Runnin the game, James West tamin the west so remember the name
Now who ya gonna call?
Soon you will sit on the bench
of those who deny I have my soul
You sell a dream you create
Condemned by what you condemned before
Smooth are the words you sing down and high
Underground is your joy your laws
#11
Quote by MedicreDemon
Wild Wild West, Jim West, desperado, rough rider
No you don't want nada
None of this, six gun in this, brotha runnin this,
Buffalo soldier, look it's like I told ya
Any damsel that's in distress
Be out of that dress when she meet Jim West
Rough neck so go check the law and abide
Watch your step with flex and get a hold in your side
Swallow your pride, don't let your lip react,
You don't wanna see my hand where my hip be at,
With all of this, from the start of this,
Runnin the game, James West tamin the west so remember the name
Now who ya gonna call?


Ghostbusters!
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#14
Quote by MedicreDemon
Wild Wild West, Jim West, desperado, rough rider
No you don't want nada
None of this, six gun in this, brotha runnin this,
Buffalo soldier, look it's like I told ya
Any damsel that's in distress
Be out of that dress when she meet Jim West
Rough neck so go check the law and abide
Watch your step with flex and get a hold in your side
Swallow your pride, don't let your lip react,
You don't wanna see my hand where my hip be at,
With all of this, from the start of this,
Runnin the game, James West tamin the west so remember the name
Now who ya gonna call?

Hahahahahahaha
#15
Quote by SoWrongItsMatt
Ghostbusters!





Yep.
Soon you will sit on the bench
of those who deny I have my soul
You sell a dream you create
Condemned by what you condemned before
Smooth are the words you sing down and high
Underground is your joy your laws
#16
Quote by angusfan16
Gorilla. It'd be cool if i was raped to death.



gorilla p3n0rs are one and a half inches, erect.

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#17
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Bears. Cause they suck.

You suck
grok it.

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#18
Quote by MedicreDemon
Wild Wild West, Jim West, desperado, rough rider
No you don't want nada
None of this, six gun in this, brotha runnin this,
Buffalo soldier, look it's like I told ya
Any damsel that's in distress
Be out of that dress when she meet Jim West
Rough neck so go check the law and abide
Watch your step with flex and get a hold in your side
Swallow your pride, don't let your lip react,
You don't wanna see my hand where my hip be at,
With all of this, from the start of this,
Runnin the game, James West tamin the west so remember the name
Now who ya gonna call?


Well done.

Yeah, I'll take the gorilla, only because it's something different.

Edit: In before Man Bear Pig.
Last edited by HarvesterofPain at Feb 20, 2009,
#19
Hey now, Bears are now where as tough as gorillas. A gorilla will eat your children who haven't been born yet and **** out your grandparents.
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Good god, you're a Twilight fan. What are you doing in a scientific discussion?


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I just watched a turtle rape a shoe, and must admit I slightly enjoyed it.

I feel dirty
#20
Quote by SoWrongItsMatt
What possible scenario could I be in where I'd have to choose between fighting a bear or a gorilla?


The one were you have to fight a bear or gorilla to win
#21
wtf, Why would I fight a motherf***ing bear if I had the option of brawlin' with a pussy gorilla? Have you ever seen an angered she-bear?

*shiver*

(And everyone knows the classic question is bear v shark!)
#22
definately a bear. bear are ****ing huge but gorrilas are like in a different league of beastlyness.

still i would get battered either way.
#24
Probably the gorilla, If I stabbed a bear with a 12" knife, he wouldn't give a flying f*ck..
the gorilla on the other hand would probably take a critical hit.
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#25
Quote by Samdunhamss
Bear...
Have you heard of Jim West? Canadian I believe,
He beat a bear to death with a log, I wish to emulate him.

i know a john west who kicked some bear ass
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8dspAa9NQ-c
#26
I'd go for the bear, the Gorilla may have similar tactics to me and I imagine you could dart around a bear more easily because they are built bigger. Gorilla's also have hands where as a bear has paws so there is no chance of a headlock and I could probably wear thick clothes (made of metal) to avoid it's claws.
#27
Quote by CoreysMonster
I'd mount the bear and attack the gorilla.

it's that simple.


I'd just mount the bear

I read it as a bear or Godzilla, so picked "Adult Bear" on the poll... I wish to change this!
Last edited by TheWickerMan666 at Feb 20, 2009,
#30
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Yeauh, Ian my man. I am not suck.

You is teh suck.
grok it.

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#31
Quote by szekelymihai

i know a john west who kicked some bear ass
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8dspAa9NQ-c


John West is indeed a worthy foe...
I must fight him next.(after killing the bear and eating his heart, then killing jim west, eating his heart in order that I might gain their courage to smite mine enemies).
It's Ok, I'm a Doctor
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Quote by Irishstang_87
Good god, you're a Twilight fan. What are you doing in a scientific discussion?


Quote by Thewickerman666
I just watched a turtle rape a shoe, and must admit I slightly enjoyed it.

I feel dirty
Last edited by Samdunhamss at Feb 20, 2009,
#33
Quote by TheMidasTouch
I miss Harry Potter avatar. Change it back now Ian!!!!

Alright, red or blue.... or green?
grok it.

SKREAM!

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#37
Quote by TheMidasTouch
I miss Harry Potter avatar. Change it back now Ian!!!!

But the one he's got now's amazing!!!
#39
Quote by TheMidasTouch
This Color

or Green please

Alright, I just have to finish up the green then. Should only take a few minutes.
grok it.

SKREAM!

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