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#1
You know how they say 'You learn something new every day' (If you didn't know, you do now, and the phrase is true for you today)? Well what have you guys learnt today? Anything?

inb4 'I learnt this thread=fail' or '*reported*'
#2
I learnt you are an idiot for making a dumb thread.
Quote by Immortal_Guitar
ExiledSoul, you have just won the Best UG Liar award. Thanks for participating with your incredible dumbassery and lies.


Quote by gsr2k6
I have a turd with a carrot stuck in it. Its the GREATEST pet ever, makes quite the mess though.
#3
You can't inb4 your own thread!!! That's cheating

Also I learned that your mother sucks in bed....

And outside of bed.
#5
God... did you really spell "learned" incorrectly?
WHY IS EVERYONE IN THE PIT A FUCKING METALCORE KID
#7
I learned that you wash flour, dough and eggs out of a pan with cold water, because warm water starts combining and solidifying the substances, making them harder to wash out.

#8
Quote by Kartman
God... did you really spell "learned" incorrectly?



Either way is correct
#9
The etymology of the term "broad" when referring to women.
Gibson SG Special Ebony
Epiphone Sheraton w/ Seymour Duncan JB and SH-1 '59
Fender 1985 Made in Japan Stratocaster
Ibanez S470 DXQM Charcoal Brown
Simon Patrick CW Spruce Top Acoustic
#11
I learnt that I look stupid with facial hair and I should probably have a shave, nice to consolitdate the lesson, thanks TS.
#12
Quote by no lolage
Either way is correct

Then I learned that "learnt" is apparently correct, although Firefox disagrees with you.
Quote by Tire Me.
Raping her in front of other people would be morally wrong.

Quote by Bubbles516
wtf290 uses make bubbles feel like crap
Its super effective!
#13
That at sea level the horizon is about 3 miles away. Qi FTW!
My setup:

Fender Telecaster Blacktop
Epiphone Les Paul Negative
VOX Valvetronix VT-30
Fulltone OCD
Boss FZ-5
#15
Quote by LankeyDwarf
That at sea level the horizon is about 3 miles away. Qi FTW!



no kidding? so that means if you're at see level, you won't see an approaching ship until they're about 3 miles away?
#16
Quote by St.Loony
You can't inb4 your own thread!!! That's cheating




Quote by Kartman
God... did you really spell "learned" incorrectly?


I'm in England, my good man, and am spelling as is customary.

'Learnt' and 'learned' are synonymous anyway
#17
How to write the number 7 in hebrew. Still unable to pronounce my philosophy teacher's first name though (Chaim), I think it'd be worth catching a cold just to be able to pronounce that ch and show him up.
founding member of the Bill Bailey fan club (assuming there isn't already one)

proudly not an overly proud vegetarian
#18
I learned that this thread=fail

right?
Quote by Chrisiphone
Oh wow this is a guitar forum!
Quote by JacobTheMe

Karvid is sexy

Quote by KAS1981
Why is it that some folks quote praise from other members in their sig lines?
Its lame.
#19
Quote by CoreysMonster
no kidding? so that means if you're at see level, you won't see an approaching ship until they're about 3 miles away?

Well the ship has height so you'll see the top of it from a much greater distance. Only from about three miles will a person of average height see the point where it touches the water.
#20
Jackson Pollock died in a car crash
On vacation from modding = don't pm me with your pish
#22
I learnt that I shouldn't give so much advice, in case someone actually listens to it

And ninjas have a lot in common with stalkers
Quote by SlackerBabbath
This from a country who're trying to make up for being late for the last two world wars by being really early for the next one?


Quote by konfyouzd
i think this is my favorite post of the day

Quote by Benguitar2
You ****ing pwn.

Awesome, dude, just awesome.
#23
Quote by exiledsoul
I learnt you are an idiot for making a dumb thread.



I learnt you're a prick because you think insulting the TS for no reason is cool.
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"I'm discontinuing production on the Timmy now as well. It might come back into production at some point down the road, but probably not because people will just clone it anyway cause they're stupid jerk face doo doo heads. -Paul C."
#24
Quote by meh!
Jackson Pollock died in a car crash

Whoa, seriously? I wrote an essay on Jackson Pollock once.

Well, today I learned that Jackson Pollock died in a car crash. Thanks meh!
Quote by Chrisiphone
Oh wow this is a guitar forum!
Quote by JacobTheMe

Karvid is sexy

Quote by KAS1981
Why is it that some folks quote praise from other members in their sig lines?
Its lame.
#25
Quote by CoreysMonster
no kidding? so that means if you're at see level, you won't see an approaching ship until they're about 3 miles away?


Something like that. There is a formula to get the exact distance for your height specifically but a guy of average height got 3 miles.
My setup:

Fender Telecaster Blacktop
Epiphone Les Paul Negative
VOX Valvetronix VT-30
Fulltone OCD
Boss FZ-5
#26
I've learned that right now, I smell bad.
Quote by SteveHouse
This thread is officially about sucking Sleaze off for a sig.


Quote by tayroar
Hey Sleaze I'll give you a blowjob if you sig me. Maybe even some nudey photos?


Quote by crazy8rgood


Sleaze, that made me lulz in my pants.


Quote by 36mikeyb36
hahaha Sleaze i'd give you my mom for that one.
#28
I learned that eurotophobia is the fear of female genitalia.

I know I don't have that fear.
Quote by user_nameless
You can go ahead and sponge my bob.

/notfunnyatalljoke.


Quote by halo43
When you date a vegetarian, you're the only meat they'll ever eat.
#29
Quote by Karvid
Whoa, seriously? I wrote an essay on Jackson Pollock once.

Well, today I learned that Jackson Pollock died in a car crash. Thanks meh!


So am I! That's why I found out, lol. In '56. bam, wrapped himself around a tree.
On vacation from modding = don't pm me with your pish
#31
Quote by meh!
So am I! That's why I found out, lol. In '56. bam, wrapped himself around a tree.


I learned meh! isn't the real Carlton Banks.
FAKER!
Quote by Immortal_Guitar
ExiledSoul, you have just won the Best UG Liar award. Thanks for participating with your incredible dumbassery and lies.


Quote by gsr2k6
I have a turd with a carrot stuck in it. Its the GREATEST pet ever, makes quite the mess though.
#32
tbh, this thread is awesome. I have learned two new things withing 15 minutes, and both of them are relevant to my interests.

awesome thread, TS!
#33
I've learned that everybody says "gimp" here.
I've read it so many times today.
Quote by SteveHouse
This thread is officially about sucking Sleaze off for a sig.


Quote by tayroar
Hey Sleaze I'll give you a blowjob if you sig me. Maybe even some nudey photos?


Quote by crazy8rgood


Sleaze, that made me lulz in my pants.


Quote by 36mikeyb36
hahaha Sleaze i'd give you my mom for that one.
#34
Gimp

Gunther_sucks
Is
My
Penis
My setup:

Fender Telecaster Blacktop
Epiphone Les Paul Negative
VOX Valvetronix VT-30
Fulltone OCD
Boss FZ-5
#36
Quote by CoreysMonster
tbh, this thread is awesome. I have learned two new things withing 15 minutes, and both of them are relevant to my interests.

awesome thread, TS!


Thank you. I try...

I learnt that lespaul#1 is awesome

And thanks to everyone who answered properly. There should be an "Official Random Information Thread" or something so anyone can share what they learn
#37
Quote by wokandmurrys
i learnt cool **** about the horizon!!!!!


that at sea level you can only see for 3 miles into the distance?
#38
Quote by exiledsoul
I learned meh! isn't the real Carlton Banks.
FAKER!


You should of seen the thread in FOTB

It was hilarious
#39
Quote by St.Loony
You should of seen the thread in FOTB

It was hilarious


I know, I was there. That's the only reason I'm bringing it up. haha
Quote by Immortal_Guitar
ExiledSoul, you have just won the Best UG Liar award. Thanks for participating with your incredible dumbassery and lies.


Quote by gsr2k6
I have a turd with a carrot stuck in it. Its the GREATEST pet ever, makes quite the mess though.
#40
I learned that people are oblivious to obvious plays on words.
Quote by SteveHouse
This thread is officially about sucking Sleaze off for a sig.


Quote by tayroar
Hey Sleaze I'll give you a blowjob if you sig me. Maybe even some nudey photos?


Quote by crazy8rgood


Sleaze, that made me lulz in my pants.


Quote by 36mikeyb36
hahaha Sleaze i'd give you my mom for that one.
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