Poll: Who would you rather owe sex too?
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A psychotic stalker
18 62%
A mob boss
11 38%
Voters: 29.
#3
Well a psychotic stalker might appreciate you more. But a mob boss would make one hell of a story.
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#10
I would suggest a threesome.
wen i ask they say that they fall into the habit smhw ........but nyways i think there is a connection smwhere. Now i being a teetollar will not give into this habit nyhw

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#11
Stalker, easy. Mafia bosses don't fuck around when it comes to sex. I would much rather have someone follow me around babbling about anal probing than Sonny the Sadist threatening to cut off my balls and force-feed them to me with ranch dressing.
#14
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#18
Sex With Lo-Fat Ranch Ftw
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#20
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a psychotic stalker as long as its a chick

who will cut her name into your arm in your sleep and slice your other shoulder.
But that's sex
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FUCK YOU DIME!

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