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#1
Okay, so pit, I'm sure someone out there knows how to act/dance/pick up chicks at high school dances. It's my senior year.

How do I get laid on the dance floor
#2
this is UG. do you really expect anyone who knows that to still be here?
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#3
Get laid on the dancefloor? Can't you just wait til you have a room to yourselves?

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#6
Dance like Jacko himself.
If life gives you oranges, say "f*ck oranges" and bail.

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#8
Laid on the dance floor?
Well, you failed already...
Her friends are gazing on her,
And on her gaudy bier,
And weep!-oh! to dishonor
Dead beauty with a tear!
They loved her for her wealth-
And they hated her for her pride-
But she grew in feeble health,
And they love her-that she died.
#9
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Er...buy them a drink?



I'm with Anus on this one.... by the way nice Maynard quote, I just noticed it .

#10
i almost thought you were in MD for a second, my high schools winter formal is tomorrow.....

but anyway, chloroform usually does the trick
NOPE
#11
You'll want to "different" then any other guy in the room. Wear a blazer and some sunglasses. haha Really though...be "different"
#12
Talk to a girl, dance with her and all that good shit. Invite her to the big after party. Hang out with her, get some drinks, get her alone, and whip it out.


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I'm with Anus on this one.... by the way nice Maynard quote, I just noticed it .




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#14
just sing Rick Astley, trust me.

if the girl realizes your looking like an idiot just for them, you will get laid, right there.
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#18
Tell them what they want to hear, act nonchalaunt (mispelled), and most of all read the body language. Girls say more with there phsycal reaction than they do with they're mouth. Draw attention to yourself on your terms.

... if that fails, roofies.
"You can drink an ugly chick hot, but you can’t drink a fat chick skinny."

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#19
I usually act myself and it all falls together so...


... just act like me
and yall still didn't have y'alls winter formal?
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#20
LOL, if you're asking this in senior year you're already a lost cause.
#23
Just ask 'em.

Chicks dig confidence.
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#24
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LOL, if you're asking this in senior year you're already a lost cause.


Awww.... Just when I was starting to feel a little better about myself.

thank you ....bitch.
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#25
Seriously, just ask them and stop thinking with your dick.
Her friends are gazing on her,
And on her gaudy bier,
And weep!-oh! to dishonor
Dead beauty with a tear!
They loved her for her wealth-
And they hated her for her pride-
But she grew in feeble health,
And they love her-that she died.
#26
Spike the drinks. Ecstasy always works too. Oh and also, slip them the spanish fly.
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#27
i thought this was an instructional step by step kinda thing

*leaves disappointed*
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#28
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Because their voice is muffled by your penis....right?


No, becuase they're *****s and *****s lie... but the physical reaction? Now thats where the truth is...
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Modulus: 1991 Q5

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#29
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Spike the drinks. Ecstasy always works too. Oh and also, slip them the spanish fly.

what is this mythical insect and what does it do
#30
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No, becuase they're *****s and *****s lie... but the physical reaction? Now thats where the truth is...

Agreed.
Chicks can never tell you straight answers.
Everything they actually say means something totally different.
You HAVE to rely on body language.
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#31
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what is this mythical insect and what does it do



It turns you into this:
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#32


and



Possibly

I've Made You A Drawing of a Giraffe Fucking an Elephant. Notice How His Moustache Looks Just Like Mine.

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#34
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Talk to a girl


You lost me after this sentence.
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#36
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what is this mythical insect and what does it do

It's supposed to be a aphrodisiac.
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#37
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Oh wow this is a guitar forum!
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Karvid is sexy

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Why is it that some folks quote praise from other members in their sig lines?
Its lame.
#39
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How does one do this?


Already done. Find your own quote to make witty remarks on.
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