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Almost dead

Suicidal or brave man...option 3: MORON!
"If an injury need to be done to a man, it should be so severe that his vengeance need not be feared."
- Niccolo Machiavelli
It would have been funnier if the train hit him in the leg and whipped him around to nail his head on the next car... But this was neato too.
wow what a major dumbass
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graphs. graphs always work. my old work place had an awesome printer, so i was constantly making graphs.

that was until i made a graph of how much my boss pissed me off. but seriously dude, graphs.
Soon you will sit on the bench
of those who deny I have my soul
You sell a dream you create
Condemned by what you condemned before
Smooth are the words you sing down and high
Underground is your joy your laws
Imiagine if he had tripped over the barrier.
I'm that dude with the fro.
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does he get his shoe back?
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lucky to be alive
cool story to be able to tell but
Pull my finger

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Dear god the pit is a force to be reckoned with.
I can't bloody view it >:[
The will be heartache,
there will be rain,
and joy I can't explain.
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does he get his shoe back?

i too am concerned
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Totally awesome, I love you.

Have my children.

the guy either has balls the size of neptune or a brain the size of the dust mite on my hand right now.

which is now dead. *squash*

go figure.
dumb ****ing man, it was like 2 cars long, if you cant wait for that your retarded
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^^^ So much win, omg.
This actually happened in kent next to my local station not in essex, it was on the news. Pretty damn lucky to not get hit but stupid to have even put himself in that situation.
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dumb ****ing man, it was like 2 cars long, if you cant wait for that your retarded

I don't think it was impatience, he was just doing it for shits and giggles I expect. You would have to be pretty damn stupid to get hit by a train if you are just crossing the tracks... It'd be quite hard not to see a train coming.
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I have seen nearer misses tbh >_>

I've seen someone get hit by a train... Well, no I haven't, but I went to catch the train a while back and the station was taped off whilst they were cleaning up the mess that some clumsy fool had caused by falling infront of a train
wow.. maybe they should call them 'trainears' !

oh god, I'm too funny olololol
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Is this true or some "tricky" video

Yeah, there's a date on vid
17. 12. 2008.