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#3
I used google
and found this
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Oh wow this is a guitar forum!
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Karvid is sexy

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Why is it that some folks quote praise from other members in their sig lines?
Its lame.
#5
This EXACT EXACT thread has been done before. In fact it was so exact, it was probably done by you.
E-married to ilikepirates

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How are you so fucking awesome at music?


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#6
Quote by tancanada
A red x?

It works fine on my computer...
Quote by Chrisiphone
Oh wow this is a guitar forum!
Quote by JacobTheMe

Karvid is sexy

Quote by KAS1981
Why is it that some folks quote praise from other members in their sig lines?
Its lame.
#8
As Jesus is John Petrucci it would be an Ibanez.
My Gear:

Washburn 6 String Bantam Series

Fender Mexican P-Bass

Farida Stratocaster

Peavey TNT115S
#9
Well... he was apparently a carpenter.. so I'd say he'd build himself one... or he'd play an ibanez!
#11
Quote by Cyanide176

What can you do with only 20 frets? I call fail.
Quote by Chrisiphone
Oh wow this is a guitar forum!
Quote by JacobTheMe

Karvid is sexy

Quote by KAS1981
Why is it that some folks quote praise from other members in their sig lines?
Its lame.
#12
Did you know the odds of a Vault-Tec shelter failing are 1,763,497 to 1?

So imagine life in a Vault-Tec Vault. Not just a future.
A brighter future... underground.

Patrolling the Mojave almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter.
#15
Quote by matt169
As Jesus is John Petrucci it would be an Ibanez.



But John Petrucci doesn't use Ibanez guitars anymore.... But you're right John's Jesus, so music man guitars it is!!!
#16
Quote by matt169
As Jesus is John Petrucci it would be an Ibanez.

No, that would be a musicman.
Edit:beaten to it
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The 2 best colours EVER pitted against each other? No wai!

I voted lime.

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btw lime kicked ass

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Team Lime Green!
#17
Jesus needs no guitar



He has a gun
Quote by Shred Head
You have an atrocious sense of humour!

Quote by StrayCatBlues
You win 100 hilarity points.

Spend them wisely.


Quote by GrisKy
you're a funny, funny man, chimp in a tux... funny indeed.
#20
skwisgaar skwigelf's jesus guitar...


whats offensive about the most religious instrument ever?
Quote by King Twili
It's just me and Doris here ;_;



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Poops is the chat MC - but here we know him as Early Cuyler.


Free Downloads, Yo!
#22
he'd be playing a sitar
Quote by shredmeiser101
I tried BAGDAD tuning once, it actually was quite alright.

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Do you have to actively try to spell words that wrong or does it come naturally to you?

Quote by MedicreDemon
You are very clever.


I invented this literary device I call sarcasm, that was an example of it.
#23
An imaginary one...
Quote by skvvisgaar
You have to paint it specifically alpine white? Damn, they are real colour-nazis in Berlin.
oh wait...

Quote by Eighteen4Ever
But I don't cum blood.
Unless by "cum blood" you mean "have white hair on my balls".
In which case,
yes, I do cum blood.
#24
Quote by Karvid
What can you do with only 20 frets? I call fail.


i hope that was meant to be sarcastic, if so then
if not then
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i love you!
have cookie

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^^^ So much win, omg.
#26

Looks like a Strat to me.
Did you know the odds of a Vault-Tec shelter failing are 1,763,497 to 1?

So imagine life in a Vault-Tec Vault. Not just a future.
A brighter future... underground.

Patrolling the Mojave almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter.
#27

pretentious small text, right justified signature
UG's professional coffee nerd
also UG's musical theatre nerd
roscoe's wetsuit
#28
Quote by Crackity_Jones
An imaginary one...



LOL!!!!!

i see what you did there.


Quote by King Twili
It's just me and Doris here ;_;



Quote by Zaphikh
Poops is the chat MC - but here we know him as Early Cuyler.


Free Downloads, Yo!
#30
I'd definitely dress him up with some torn up jeans, a nice metallica sleeveless and a powerful randy rhoads. (Matt Tuck anyone?)=P

Or Kerry King's signature axe.

It's Jesus man, he should kick ass.
Quote by angusfan16

That penis guitar. Hell, i'd wank it.


UG's MEXICAN DRUMMER
#32
Either this:



Or this:



I can picture Jesus shredding on one of these.
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You can go ahead and sponge my bob.

/notfunnyatalljoke.


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When you date a vegetarian, you're the only meat they'll ever eat.
#33
He would play Air Guitar. And still rock.
Dont sig me, bro!

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i love you.

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Lulstack?
#34
Not the BC ****.

He would use an old gibson with all of the best parts. Or, an EVH.
In response to my admission of Virginity:
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We're all virgins here, don't worry.
#35
Quote by risetofight
i hope that was meant to be sarcastic, if so then
if not then

My enigmatic answers are always very mysterious. You must learn, young one, to interpret the meanings of each of these messages.


Quote by HarrisonB
He would play Air Guitar. And still rock.


This thing?
Quote by Chrisiphone
Oh wow this is a guitar forum!
Quote by JacobTheMe

Karvid is sexy

Quote by KAS1981
Why is it that some folks quote praise from other members in their sig lines?
Its lame.
Last edited by Karvid at Feb 20, 2009,
#36

since he is the only other person worthy to play one
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Quote by guitarhero_764
I guess I'm kind of like a hippie. I'm anti-war, do drugs, and like communism.
Your not a hippie, just a ****ing moron.
#37
Jesus kicked my ass at Guitar Hero the other day. He shredded the hell out of Through the Fire and the Flames. Then he s**t on my head.
E-married to ilikepirates

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How are you so fucking awesome at music?


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#38
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#40
He DID play a stratocaster.
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xjosheex, you have made a simple answer to it all haha


Quote by Pr0gNut
I hope he gets a blood disease and dies alone and screaming.


I mean that in the nicest way possible of course.