#1
Alright so theres this girl that ive known for a while, and i know she's f**** a few of my friends over the years .. well now im dating her and the first time we were intamate she said i was the 1st guy to ever give her an orgasm .. awesome! but this came pretty strange to me because it was wayyy to easy to give her multiple orgasms.. now i asked "so every guy you have been with has never been able to please you??" she says "no your the first one, i think its fate...." .... now to me this still doesnt make since because i know shes been with plenty of guys and it seems impossible that im the only one to please her.. i think shes just telling me that because shes a sex fiend but it just seems like a lie.. i even told a guy that was with her before me what she said and he said "maybe shes telling the truth.." does anyone else have an opinion on this??? im confused.. its like i just f**** a virgin
#2
She's faking it. No offence, but she's most likely faking. You might have made her cum, sure. But chances are, so did the other 1000000 guys she's fucked
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#3
Well it looks like she is telling the truth,

But,

On the other hand maybe not...
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#8
tell her to just shut the **** up and bend over, **** like that doesn't need to be said, i wouldn't dwell on it, know what i'm sayin? keep the mind clear as well as those hips movin, rail on brotha
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tell her to just shut the **** up and bend over, **** like that doesn't need to be said, i wouldn't dwell on it, know what i'm sayin? keep the mind clear as well as those hips movin, rail on brotha

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#11
Why the pot leaf?

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#14
Don't dwell on it. Unless you're looking for a serious relationship, in which case you should watch out for lies. They tare them apart, trust me.
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#16
Its pretty obvious she is lying if you have to ask the pit.
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#17
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You'd have to be amazing to be the only one.



or the other guys were absolutely terrible.....wait a min...i think i slept with her......oh dear
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#18
Yes, she's lying. Actually you dreamed the entire thing. You're asking about orgasms in the Put, you don't get to have sex.
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#19
yea i shouldnt worry bout it, if shes lying then o well.. just seeing if anyone has had chicks say **** like that to you just cause they want to be with you and of course love the way you f***
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#20
o yea and the pot leaf has nothing to do with this thread but good observation
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#21
uppercut her
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#23
She's lying, but it doesn't really matter.

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She's lying. She said the exact same thing when I shagged her as well.

Me too!
#24
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She's lying, but it doesn't really matter.

EDIT:
Me too!

how ironic! She said the same thing last night!

She's lying, lol


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She's lying, but it doesn't really matter.

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Me too!

She said I was the only one for her.
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o yea and the pot leaf has nothing to do with this thread but good observation


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#27
Know what i think?

You're full of crap.

Cause honestly, who cares? Even if you're not, hell she cares enough to fake it.

Its the classic 'pretend i've got sex problems to sound like an experienced player.'

Regardless, I'd bail dude. Chicks that talk about fate like that are usually the clingy ones.

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As long as you came who gives a ****?
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its like i just f**** a virgin
my guess is: it was nothing like that at all.

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#32
well I think the only truth that lies in this amazing story is
that said girl you are talking about is a terrible, terrible slut


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