#1
I was all ready to start my morning fapping, the porn site open, my pants down, I was hard as a rock...
And the phone rang. It was my dad, telling me to hunt for some mortgage envelope on the kitchen counter, among tons of envelopes. I can't find it, so he tells me to get my mom to wake up so she can get it.

Now I've got blue balls, and my mom is pissed off.

Thanks, dad.
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#3
Ha. ha. ha. So what?
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#4
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I was all ready to start my morning fapping, the porn site open, my pants down, I was hard as a rock...
And the phone rang. It was my dad, telling me to hunt for some mortgage envelope on the kitchen counter, among tons of envelopes. I can't find it, so he tells me to get my mom to wake up so she can get it.

Now I've got blue balls, and my mom is pissed off.

Thanks, dad.






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#5
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#7
What if your mum woke up half way through your morning fap?
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#8
wut?
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