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So I asked my mom to get me some wood yesterday from a craft shop because I was going to build a car or something so she got it. But now I don't know what to do with it and she's going to get pissed if I don't do anything with it. What should I use it for, pit? It's plywood and like 1/8" thick, and about a foot by a foot and a half, so don't suggest a guitar.
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Last edited by asfastasdark at Feb 21, 2009,
#6
call Steve the Plank
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#9
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#10
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Build a car. Or a guitar.


there you go guys, a plywood guitar... its settled!
#11
Put a nail through it and go smack some chavs in the face.

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#13
Turn it into splinters and put it in your parent's cereal, in their bed, shoes, etc.
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#17
Edit:

I think I might make myself a miniature guitar replica, maybe a tiny Frankenstrat, lol
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GAS List:
Mesa Boogie Dual Rectifier Roadster
#18
pick it up, go to the busiest place you know of and scream I got wood!
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#19
Get a big boat, sharks (or robosharks), an ocean and a friend whom you dislike.

Take said plank and nail it to the ship, place ship and sharks in ocean and make the unwanted friend walk foward on the plank and you know the rest.

Film it too


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#20
make a box to hold your guitar picks. that way the gnomes will have a harder time finding them.
#22
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#23
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make a box to hold your guitar picks. that way the gnomes will have a harder time finding them.


Oo, good idea.

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Mesa Boogie Dual Rectifier Roadster
#24
make a pirate ship.
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#25
Use it as a pillow.
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#26
Smash a window in your house and then board it up
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#27
Make a face on it (like Plank's face) and name it Horatio.
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#28
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Smash a window in your house and then board it up


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#29
Hmm....

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#30
i've got wood and i don't know what do do with it. anyone wanna help?
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#31
Or..

Use it to help board up your windows against a zombie attack!

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i've got wood and i don't know what do do with it. anyone wanna help?


Lemme give you a.....hand?
#34
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A car, eh? What will run on? Tree sap?


No, eyelid engine. When people blink, an electric signal is created which allows the car to move.
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#35
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Lemme give you a.....hand?


Or a.... bj?

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"Billy eat your broccolli!"

"Screw you mom!" *raises arms*

PHEAR MA TURRETS!!
Last edited by Snuffles at Feb 21, 2009,
#36
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Or..

Use it to help board up your windows against a zombie attack!


Lemme give you a.....hand?


that's dirty.
#37
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Or a.... bj?


....


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#38
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Beat a creationist with it.


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#39
You want your mom to give you wood?

The hell is wrong you, you sick sick bastard?
Whatever happened to sweet Jane?
#40
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A car, eh? What will run on? Tree sap?

I hear in Canada they use Maple syrup.
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he's got the fire and the fury,
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well you don't have to worry,
if you hold onto jesus' hand
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