#1
i was to lazy to searchbar
so yesterday i was partying with my crush and i couldnt get a hold of her today, so im bored what pervertic things should i do till ill see her in school in 2 days ?
#2
Masturbate.
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Quote by AlucardZero
Masturbate.


thanks for the idea to fap im going right to it
u sir AlucardZero are Win
#12
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thanks for the idea to fap im going right to it
u sir AlucardZero are Win



Erm...thanks for sharing?
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...Or fall to our deaths from above
#13
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Erm...thanks for sharing?

sharing and caring

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#14
Quote by chocolategod
thanks for the idea to fap im going right to it
u sir AlucardZero are Win



Wait.....you're doing it right now!?
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#16
Stick a cucumber up your arse.

And enjoy it.
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pretend its a woman
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#17
Not ANOTHER circle jerk...
Her friends are gazing on her,
And on her gaudy bier,
And weep!-oh! to dishonor
Dead beauty with a tear!
They loved her for her wealth-
And they hated her for her pride-
But she grew in feeble health,
And they love her-that she died.
#18
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#21
Did he just say... "pervertic?"
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#22
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Not ANOTHER circle jerk...



Hell yeah another circle jerk!
Tonight, we stagger out from the basement...


I'm sick of not having the courage to be an absolute nobody.

...Or fall to our deaths from above
#24
Quote by wannabe jesus
Did he just say... "pervertic?"

Yes, yes he did. I don't think we'll ever know what it means because he's too busy flogging his molly now..
Her friends are gazing on her,
And on her gaudy bier,
And weep!-oh! to dishonor
Dead beauty with a tear!
They loved her for her wealth-
And they hated her for her pride-
But she grew in feeble health,
And they love her-that she died.