These Douchebags just prank called me and weren't even funny....

"Hey this is your bill collector. *dude shut up* (in the background)"

Anyway, I feel like having some fun with these assholes. Here's the number:

Do your worst.
No, go to /b/ and do your stupid /b/ **** there. And I would mess with em', but they would probably just call back and annoy me.
I love Foxy Shazam more than you.

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