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#1
Holy. Shit. Does it make me a complete weirdo that after discovering this profession I totally want to be one?


I know it sounds at first like you molest chickens..but its not. I first saw it on MANswers...and oddly Instead of the normal persons reaction of "lololol wtf" I said "DOOD YES!". In short, chicken sexers are presented with a mountain of baby chicks..and in this mount-baby chick-everest, you go through man handling these little fuckers and sorting them into 'girl' and 'boy' baskets. Best of all..you get paid.

And why did that totally sound like I have a baby chick fetish? Yeah, so anyways, I dunno about you..but im feeling an olympic sport in this one. Cmon...cmoooon

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1tmEO9xRqvo&feature=related

Am I alone?
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#4
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#5
. . .That sounds pretty amusing
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#7
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. . .That sounds pretty amusing

Yes! Someones with me
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#10
I think the best part would be feeling for the genitals Yeah, throwing would be fun

and I know I just found out it was a job..
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#13
Should I feel disgraced because I don't see myself doing this when I grow up?
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#14
Nah I think Ill pass on that job, thank you very much. Lol.

It was on Dirty Jobs if anyone watches that show.... which they should.....
#15
Score! More followers..but then again also quite a few sane people

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Should I feel disgraced because I don't see myself doing this when I grow up?

You are letting down your Asian people :|

Seriously..what if you came from a long generation of chicken sexers in your family?
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#16
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You are letting down your Asian people :|

Seriously..what if you came from a long generation of chicken sexers in your family?

I'd become a computer technician? Yay stereotypes!
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#17
Awesome, best of luck with your career. That would be awesome to tell kids what you do when you do on career day at schools.

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#18
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I'd become a computer technician? Yay stereotypes!

Better then me..If I went with my stereotype Id have to mow lawns for a living

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Awesome, best of luck with your career. That would be awesome to tell kids what you do when you do on career day at schools.




Why thank you..it would only be a part-time job though. Unless..*ponders*

I, yellowfrizbee, am going to become a nationally honored and world wide known professional chicken sexer ! Soon itll have its own comic...ill be a super hero...someday
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#19
would probably be better if you referred to it as "chick sexer" as in you sex chicks for a living.

and also man the fking harpoons.
that would be so boring, it's like working on the till in a supermarket. after about a month you wouldnt give a crap and just throw them into piles like boy girl boy girl until you got sacked for irresponsible chick sexing.

now how would that look on your CV?
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#21
So you are telling me that seperating baby chicks into male and female categories, 8 hours a day and 5 days a week for the rest of your life sounds like an appealing career?
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#22
Lmao..why does everyone keep reffering to it as a "career". You get minumum wage, you dont need ANY degree for it and you can do it when youre 15.

Its like working at a movie theater or Mcdonalds in high school as a part time job...sept..you sex chickens.

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Let's go into business together.

*shakes hand*

Hello partner

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#23
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Lmao..why does everyone keep reffering to it as a "career". You get minumum wage, you dont need ANY degree for it and you can do it when youre 15.

Its like working at a movie theater or Mcdonalds in high school as a part time job...sept..you sex chickens.


*shakes hand*

Hello partner


*shakes hand back*
Haro.
#24
Quote by yellowfrizbee
Lmao..why does everyone keep reffering to it as a "career". You get minumum wage, you dont need ANY degree for it and you can do it when youre 15.

Its like working at a movie theater or Mcdonalds in high school as a part time job...sept..you sex chickens.


*shakes hand*

Hello partner



that' sounds so badass

what you should do is steel a bunch of them and tie them to a basket and have them fly you over here to seattle
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#25
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that' sounds so badass

what you should do is steel a bunch of them and tie them to a basket and have them fly you over here to seattle

Im telling you man...super hero potential. >__>

me and my sexed chickens will be there
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#26
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Im telling you man...super hero potential. >__>

me and my sexed chickens will be there

Don't forget business partner guy.

Sexing chickens together!
#27
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Im telling you man...super hero potential. >__>

me and my sexed chickens will be there


this is what i had in mind.


Super Frizbee to teh rescue!

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...I mean if indians stood naked in front of me, i couldn't tell if they're hispanic or native american. unless they put on clothes

At first he was like...
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I love you, man. No homo

But then, he was like...
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I love you even more now. Slightly homo
#28
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Don't forget business partner guy.

Sexing chickens together!

My partner in crime, man every hero needs one.


This will be us



look at the chick in mid air

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#29
i wanna be your partner in crime too
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...I mean if indians stood naked in front of me, i couldn't tell if they're hispanic or native american. unless they put on clothes

At first he was like...
Quote by Twistedrock
I love you, man. No homo

But then, he was like...
Quote by Twistedrock
I love you even more now. Slightly homo
#30
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My partner in crime, man every hero needs one.


This will be us



look at the chick in mid air



Sexing your chickens today!
#31
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My partner in crime, man every hero needs one.


This will be us



look at the chick in mid air


Do they just throw the poor thing into a bucket or something? What kind of sick sexual fantasies do you have?

I'm intrigued >.>

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#32
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i wanna be your partner in crime too

We can be a three way

We will violate chickens together for the better of the world..without us, people would not know the gender of baby chicks until they grew up ! Tragic really..


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Do they just throw the poor thing into a bucket or something? What kind of sick sexual fantasies do you have?

I'm intrigued >.>

Rofl..a potential new member of this ****ed up group of heros ?


Yeah though, its pretty amusing. They just kinda Peek, check, throw.
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Last edited by yellowfrizbee at Feb 21, 2009,
#34
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You know what.....to hell with it, I'm dropping out of college right now.
This is my true calling.

MY BROTHEREN!! UNITE!!

Psshh..who needs college when you can become a successful sexer of the chickens? No one, thats who.
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#35
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Rofl..a potential new member of this ****ed up group of heros ?


Yeah though, its pretty amusing. They just kinda Peek, check, throw.

Go for it, I've got nothing better to do anyway. Show me the way to the nearest chicken genitals!

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Today I stole a girls tampons for being such an annoying bitch.





MUFC


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Is like a truck
Berserker.
#36
Quote by yellowfrizbee
We can be a three way

We will violate chickens together for the better of the world..without us, people would not know the gender of baby chicks until they grew up ! Tragic really..


Rofl..a potential new member of this ****ed up group of heros ?


Yeah though, its pretty amusing. They just kinda Peek, check, throw.



we are Heroes. imagine the tragedies we prevent.


imagine waking up early in the morning for some breakfast. you get up and get some eggs from the frig and crack them open only to find a dead chick!


*sniff*
the world will never know how many lives we save
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...I mean if indians stood naked in front of me, i couldn't tell if they're hispanic or native american. unless they put on clothes

At first he was like...
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I love you, man. No homo

But then, he was like...
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I love you even more now. Slightly homo
#37
I am glad that all of you will contribute to the national molestation of chickens.


Someone has to do it.
There may be times when it is impossible to prevent injustice, but there should never be a time when we fail to protest it.


Take a trip down the Scenic River


Call me Charlie.
#38
Yes. Yes SS we will bring tears to the eyes of many. But..but not really we can dream though.

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I am glad that all of you will contribute to the national molestation of chickens.


Someone has to do it.

See? This man knows :| *salutes*


Now become one of us
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#40
Quote by yellowfrizbee
Yes. Yes SS we will bring tears to the eyes of many. But..but not really we can dream though.


See? This man knows :| *salutes*


Now become one of us


you know, you have gathered a good number of followers. maybe you should start a cult

*cough*chicken sexer group*cough*
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...I mean if indians stood naked in front of me, i couldn't tell if they're hispanic or native american. unless they put on clothes

At first he was like...
Quote by Twistedrock
I love you, man. No homo

But then, he was like...
Quote by Twistedrock
I love you even more now. Slightly homo
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