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Sometimes, it should be hos before bros. Tonight I went out to the movies with this volunteer group I'm in (one of those fun things we do every once in a while). Anyway, me and my crew got there late and the movies were packed. We found seats, but it was away from the rest of the group. But turns out one of the members brought her friend, who is pretty damn hot, and I'd met her earlier. She offered me her seat, saying that she could just sit in my lap. If somebody offers you a lamborghini and says they'll throw a million dollars in the backseat and Meagan Fox in the passenger seat to keep you company, you frickin' take the deal! But when I look over to my friends there expressions says it all...

"Take the offer, and we will break you friggin skull".

So I sit by my friends, enjoy the movie, and kick myself, thinking about what could have happened. Basically, what I'm saying is the whole bros before hos rule needs some work. Who agrees?
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#6
I agree.


It SHOULD be:


"Bros before Hos*

*Except in certain situations, which may result in bow-chicka-bow-wow"
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#7
I see your point there
but at the end of hte day,
Whats more important to you?
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#10
This is why I'm glad I don't follow stupid and arbitrary rules that should never apply to any situation that could ever happen

It also helps that I have no bro's or ho's that could possibly conflict
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#11
You need to get some new friends.
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Good point. Why hate people ?
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#16
hmmmm r ur friends gay?or just virgins?
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#19
YES
Bros b4 Hoes.
Unless it could lead to a really enjoyable circumstance.

none of this junk were u just sit next to them or woteva cuz "are good friends" or sum other homo junk
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#21
You're friends probably aren't hot and they aren't going to give you pu$$y, so I say you made the wrong choice of who to set with.
#22
That ain't bros before hoes. You wouldn't have abandoned them or thrown them under the bus by getting a little lap action. I believe you just let yourself get cockblocked. Good day.
#23
In the future, You take it.
They can't blame you for wanting to get ahead.

Bros before Hoe's is a generalization.
As in, You shouldn't routinley put some chick before your friends.
#27
I thought it was ho's before bro's? Oh well, I'm not changing.
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#29
Yeah, unless you have a best friend who thinks with his penis, then the rule should stay. For me, being in a class with friends is important, because I seriously fall asleep with no-one to talk to. This is the case in my Photography class, the only friend I have is my best friend, but he seems to prefer abandoning me for his crush, who is into older guys and whom already has a boyfriend.

It's funny, because he's completely normal until a girl comes near us, then he'll gladly ditch me to hang with her and show off in front of her. Ugh, I hate it.
#30
Bros before hos is an unreachable ideal that we preach. It never works in practice.

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I thought it was ho's before bro's? Oh well, I'm not changing.


it's bros before b*tches
homies over hos


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#34
They're not your bros if they ****-block you bro. Bros shouldn't do that to other bros.
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#35
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Sometimes, it should be hos before bros. Tonight I went out to the movies with this volunteer group I'm in (one of those fun things we do every once in a while). Anyway, me and my crew got there late and the movies were packed. We found seats, but it was away from the rest of the group. But turns out one of the members brought her friend, who is pretty damn hot, and I'd met her earlier. She offered me her seat, saying that she could just sit in my lap. If somebody offers you a lamborghini and says they'll throw a million dollars in the backseat and Meagan Fox in the passenger seat to keep you company, you frickin' take the deal! But when I look over to my friends there expressions says it all...

"Take the offer, and we will break you friggin skull".

So I sit by my friends, enjoy the movie, and kick myself, thinking about what could have happened. Basically, what I'm saying is the whole bros before hos rule needs some work. Who agrees?


I'm going to quote A Pimp Named Slickback from The Boondocks on the one

I don't think "Homies over Hoes" is a sentiment that A. Pimp-Named Slickback can co-sign on. I mean, don't get me wrong, A. Pimp-Named Slickback will put a lot of things over a hoe: Money over a hoe? Always. Brand new gators over a hoe? Absolutely. A turkey sandwich wit just tomato? Guaranteed. But homies? Oh no. A. Pimp-Named Slickback DON'T DO **** for the homies. Let me reiterate: DON'T DO **** for the homies! Unless the homie wanna walk that stroll and get that money, the homie ain't getting a goddamn thing and the same goes for brothas, peeps, dudes, fellas, dunnies, comrades, whatever the **** niggas is callin' each other nowadays. Sounds like some gay **** to me.
#36
Your friends should have be helping you or rooting for you to get laid. Friends dont **** block friends.
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Depends really. My friends probably would've kicked my ass if I didn't take that offer.


this. friends guide the cock, not block it.
#39
In that case dude, be like "Screw you guys, she's hot."
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It SHOULD be:


"Bros before Hos*

*Except in certain situations, which may result in bow-chicka-bow-wow"



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