#1
I know this is a little early in the year, but the early bird gets the worm, right?


wrong.

but anyway, I live in NYC and every year there is a awesome halloween day parade in the coolest part of Manahatten.

Basically, me and my friend want to go as a walrus and an eggman. But I'm having
a hard time finding costumes for the walrus. All I find is $1000 mascot costumes and a cheap looking $150 one.

Does anyone know where I can get costume tailored costumes, or at least how to make a walrus costume?


thanks in advance
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#2
1. kill walrus
2. shelter yourself in it's entrails without cleaning out organs and bodily fluids
2. SCARE YOUNGSTERS
#3
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#4
^This.
Do it. Kill the walrus.
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#5
Can I get some serious advice?
As much as this is a really whimsical question...
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1. kill walrus
2. shelter yourself in it's entrails without cleaning out organs and bodily fluids
2. SCARE YOUNGSTERS

???how old are you???

no one says youngsters unless they're 85
#7
Go to where they throw out the trash from 30 Rock (the building not the show, same thing anyway) and find the stuffed manatee costume from the Late Show. Then add tusks. Go kill an elephant and use real elephant tusks for your costume. They're more manly than walrus tusks.

This is serious advice since you live in Manhattan (or somewhere in the 5B regardless).
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???how old are you???

no one says youngsters unless they're 85


i bet that you have said youngsters
#9
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???how old are you???

no one says youngsters unless they're 85

or handing candy out from a van

and for halloween my brother and sister are getting dressed up in leathers, and i'm going to be a priest, and i'm going to walk them from house to house on leashes

horrible i know
#12
I'd probably suggest going to a fabric store and asking for felt material or something soft and gray. Then wrap it around yourself, make a walrus face by stuffing some fluff into the front to make the muzzle then stick in some pipe cleaners for whiskers and tusks. It would probably look shit but that's what I'd do
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Next Halloween, I'm going as Flava Flav. With the huge ass clocks n' what not.
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