#1
This is your chance to rant about whatever you want. make it good and pointless......go!!!!

p.s. BOB SAGET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
This is Bob. Bob likes sharp things. Bob likes you. I suggest you run from Bob.

I wish my grass was Emo so it would cut itself.
#5
I had to hold my farts for over two hours due to certain company in my presence.

Discuss the backlogging of farts.
#6
my girlfriend wants me to look her in the eyes during sex
XBOX Live GT: a b0wl 0f nails
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#9
^ O-o...........astounding.......
This is Bob. Bob likes sharp things. Bob likes you. I suggest you run from Bob.

I wish my grass was Emo so it would cut itself.
#12
Quote by St.Loony
I read this as "Time to RANT about random Jizz"

That is all... *leaves*

So did I.
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What a coincidence one time I ****ed your cousin in the eye.
#15
Quote by dethead666
I hate minorities rabble rabble

that was a joke don't want to get messages saying i'm a tool


Tool
#16
I'll rant:

Why do I even come to The Pit? It rots the mind. It's nothing but 4chan's bastard cousin who sits on the couch eating Cheetoes while playing Rock Band.
#19
Quote by the spiker
I'll rant:

Why do I even come to The Pit? It rots the mind. It's nothing but 4chan's bastard cousin who sits on the couch eating Cheetoes while playing Rock Band.

My thoughts exactly. I've often contemplated getting myself banned.
#21
ugh next week is going to suck: 3 tests, a paper and a speech due. yay fucking me.


/rant.
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M. Night Shyamallama

#22
They took er jerbs!!!!
Blindfolds aside I'd probably still close my eyes

And try to feel a trembling fetal life inside
that shotgun barrel that's about to make me bleed

Like an ulcer in the stomach of the beast


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your sarcasam amuses me


CSUSM
#23
<haetinspiredrant> I really hate it when people refer to COCA-COLA as COKE. I mean really, "Coke" isn't even a word, except an abreviation of "Cocaine". Speaking of abreviations in soda, what is wrong with Mountain Dew? Recently, all the Mountain Dews got re-labeled to say "MTN" Dew. What the hell is their problem? You can't even say that word, it's unpronouncable. Last time I checked, you must have a vowel in the word to make it possible to say. Oh, and also I hate Fundies. </haetinspiredrant>
#24
Quote by St.Loony
I read this as "Time to RANT about random Jizz"

That is all... *leaves*


That's what I read. And if you have random jizz everywhere you're kind of ****ed. Imagine getting up out of bed, and slipping on sperm while walking into your bathroom. That would suck..


And I will rant. You know what I hate? Bitches in stores who find it their mission to yell loud as **** at their children for no apparent reason, and always to the point where they are much more obnoxious than the child they are directing the yelling at.

You know what else I dislike? When a girl can't pick up on signals of any kind because they've never had a boyfriend.

And I'm sorry, but this thread will fail straight into the ground.
I love Foxy Shazam more than you.



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Last edited by OzarkMDaredevil at Feb 22, 2009,
#25
Quote by OzarkMDaredevil
That's what I read. And if you have random jizz everywhere you're kind of ****ed. Imagine getting up out of bed, and slipping on sperm while walking into your bathroom. That would suck..


And I will rant. You know what I hate? Bitches in stores who find it their mission to yell loud as **** at their children for no apparent reason, and always to the point where they are much more obnoxious than the child the are directing the yelling at.

You know what else I dislike? When a girl can't pick up on signals of any kind because they've never had a boyfriend.

And I'm sorry, but this thread will fail straight into the ground.

and with that said
\thread
#26
man F*CK carrots!
Tampa Bay Buccaneers

South Carolina Gamecocks

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Chef Strato-Massacre: Cooking shitstorms since that comment.

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Damnit why are you full of so much win
#27
havent there been like 5 of these threads thatve all been closed?


and *repo'd*
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#29
Hi-jacking attempt failed. Darn...
You know what? I don't even care you asswipes can have your muda****ing 'ranting' thread. Who the **** cares anyway! I'm leaving this ****ty party....
キタ━━━━(・∀・)━━━━!!
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shred knows more about everything than anyone i think

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i hope we never meet shjred honestly i love you but im scared of you
#30
Quote by supralightning
the killers

they ****ING suck

their music makes me want to put a bullet in my brain


I might go see the Killers in a few months with a really good looking date.
I love Foxy Shazam more than you.



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#31
my sidekick keeps falling all over the place

been spending what others may refer to as 'too much with my boyfriend.
surprised I'm not sick of hm yet

did my own antibrows




[font="Arial Blackeat my asshole... far more tasteful than kissing someone's ass[/FONT"]
#32
Quote by OzarkMDaredevil
I might go see the Killers in a few months with a really good looking date.


well i hope you live through the impending agony

-above you reminded me

im sick of people skewering themselves with metal ****
why the ****?? why??>??
Last edited by supralightning at Feb 22, 2009,
#34
i'm so sick of my girlfriend doing **** that may ruin our relationship like telling others that they are very attractive and if i wasn't her boyfriend then she would be going for them and hanging out with other guys when she promised me she wouldn't. reading this makes me think i should break up with her, but i ****ing can't grow the balls to do it. i suck at this. ****.
#35
You want to know what makes me angry?

Well too bad i'm not alowed to be angry it's in my contract.
#36
Is the mind a physical entity? Or is it something simply made up by humans to explain the eratic display of thought processes and such that goes on in your body? Is it chemical reactions going on in your brain that trigger memories?

THIS TOPIC ASTOUNDS ME!
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#37
I'M ANGRY!

maybe it's because i haven't eaten much since last night because my braces hurt too much and i can't eat well gaaaaaaaaahhhhhh

hungryhungryhungry
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"Look left >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Left, you idiot!"

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Well, girls make different pitched noises depending on where you touch them, so it's kind of similar.