#1
Im fireing someome tommorow and I need a really good way to break it to her. We all hate her so its going to be fun. Any ideas?
Gear:
Schecter Omen-6 with EMG 81/85
Peavey Valveking 2x12
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#2
You're fired.
Can we erase the past?
To allow our dreams to forever last?

Gear:

Mesa Boogie Mini Rec 25
Mesa Boogie Rectifier 2x12 cab

Jackson DK2, DK2M, DKMGT, SLAT3-7, DK1
#6
*wants to post vid of vince mcmahon but is too lazy to find one*
Ibanez RG7321
Jackson Randy Rhoads V with Floyd Rose
Peavey Valveking 112
Digitech RP70 Guitar Processor
#10
"Get the **** out of my house."

Works best if you aren't in a building of any sort.
**** you. **** all of you.
#14
Well, let's say her name is Marie...

You: "Hey Marie, I'm sorry I just got a phone call to inform you that your mother got in an accident and is in the hospital on life support, they don't think she'll make it."
Marie: *cries, sulkingly walks away*
You "Oh, and Marie..."
Marie: *looks back*
You: "Don't come back."


It's a win-win situation...
#16
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Im fireing someome tommorow and I need a really good way to break it to her. We all hate her so its going to be fun. Any ideas?

have a meeting and say "everybody who is still working here raise your hand. Oh, not you (insert girl's name)"

that 70's show is so awesome
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I guess I'm kind of like a hippie. I'm anti-war, do drugs, and like communism.
Your not a hippie, just a ****ing moron.
#20
Bitch Be Gone, but seriously

Just Tell Her Straight And Help Her Find A New Job. Tell Her You'll Personally Make Sure She'll Have A Good Reference From Your Establishment. (Unless you Guys Operate Like A ****ing Lemonade Stand Or Some Weak **** Like That)
#21
Jetsoooonnnn!!!!!
Uncle Vernon, Uncle Vernon,
independent as a hog on ice,
He's a big shot down there at the slaughterhouse,
Plays accordion for Mr. Weiss
#22
Set up an easel with a white board sitting on it in the front entrance to where ever staff come in and it has written on it "_________, you're fired. Love management xoxox"

EDIT: Or you could line everybody up and say "Please step forward when I call your name" "greg" "jason" "Hannah" "Brandon" "georgia" ... don't call girls name who is getting fired "if your name has not been called, please vacate the premises, you have been fired."
MaKing thE possiBlE...
...totaLlY impossible
Last edited by EnyoAdonai at Feb 22, 2009,
#24
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Im fireing someome tommorow and I need a really good way to break it to her. We all hate her so its going to be fun. Any ideas?

Illiteracy isn't hereditary.

I can only imagine what kind of business would want you as their manager.
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