#3
Just pass out. You can worry about stuff when you wake up.
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I'll logic you right in the thyroid.

Art & Lutherie
#6
Follow my five steps to sleep:

1) Go to backyard or bathroom.
2) If in backyard, find favorite tree or bush. If in bathroom, lean over toilet.
3) Stick your index finger deep down your throat, making yourself puke.
4) Repeat step three until you feel better.
5) Go back to your room.

The five step plan works wonders for me whenever I'm getting the spins.
Quote by denizenz
I'll logic you right in the thyroid.

Art & Lutherie
#9
I fucking hate the spins, everybody yaks on about how they sleep so well when they're pissed but I have such a hard time. I'll agree with darkstar's 5 step plan, it helps. Alternatively when you're in bed keep one foot anchored on the floor, or if you sleep on your stomach bend your leg at the knee so it's raised up. The floor anchoring works better.

edit: Congratulations on being one of the few UGers who can type normally while drunk. I hate attention seeking 12 year olds.
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#10
the first thing that came into mind when reading title


Say your prayers little one
Dont forget, my son
To include everyone
#11

CAN'T SLEEP - CLOWN WILL EAT ME
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#12
Quote by VolumePast10
no i dont need to puke i just need to chill but i want to sleep


Then quit being a little bitch and go sleep, you insolent wretch.
Quote by denizenz
I'll logic you right in the thyroid.

Art & Lutherie
#17
Quote by VolumePast10
darkstar shut the **** up faggot


Do we really have to bring out the rulers and measure our dicks again?
Quote by denizenz
I'll logic you right in the thyroid.

Art & Lutherie
#18
Quote by darkstar2466
Do we really have to bring out the rulers and measure our dicks again?


ugh im gonna go to bed anyways cuz you piss the **** out of me if this wasnt a thread and real life i would be glad to punch you in the face or hit u with my guitar
#20
Quote by VolumePast10
ugh im gonna go to bed anyways cuz you piss the **** out of me if this wasnt a thread and real life i would be glad to punch you in the face or hit u with my guitar


He urinates the fuck out of you? Am I missing something here?!
The DNA results show that Jeremy Kyle is a nob.


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I want to look at your sexual naked body.
#21
Are you afraids clowns will eat you?
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#22
if this was real life id be terribly annoyed at meeting such a retard
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#23
I have been awake until about 6 a.m. for the past 2 weeks. I sleep until around 11 maybe 10, usually lie in bed for an hour or two, then get up and do stuff.

I don't know why.

idk if it is insomnia or what, but it ****ing sucks, its just reaaaaallllly boring.
Eat my dick cheese.
#24
Quote by VolumePast10
ugh im gonna go to bed anyways cuz you piss the **** out of me if this wasnt a thread and real life i would be glad to punch you in the face or hit u with my guitar

the fact that you would use ur guitar as a tool of violence and that you like jimi hendix is quite ironic
#25
Quote by Kensai
Are you afraids clowns will eat you?


Oh no. Clowns don't go easy like that. First they fondle you. Then they make a circle around you. Then...
Quote by denizenz
I'll logic you right in the thyroid.

Art & Lutherie
#26
after listein to sweet child o mine solo by slash i think i can finally pass out.... and i am sorry for freakin out on peeps cuz i know im drunk but seriously dont mess with me when im drunk i eat people like u for breakfast
#27
Quote by Kensai
Are you afraids clowns will eat you?

OMGOMGOMGOMG I just got recognition from Kensai!!

life = complete
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the jonas brothers are sooo
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#28
I think that he urinate the S h i t from him, which is worse, but may be possible.
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#29
Quote by VolumePast10
after listein to sweet child o mine solo by slash i think i can finally pass out.... and i am sorry for freakin out on peeps cuz i know im drunk but seriously dont mess with me when im drunk i eat people like u for breakfast


Just go to bed.
#30
Quote by VolumePast10
after listein to sweet child o mine solo by slash i think i can finally pass out.... and i am sorry for freakin out on peeps cuz i know im drunk but seriously dont mess with me when im drunk i eat people like u for breakfast


People never struck me as breakfast food. They're more lunch material, if you ask me.
Quote by denizenz
I'll logic you right in the thyroid.

Art & Lutherie
#31
Quote by VolumePast10
after listein to sweet child o mine solo by slash i think i can finally pass out.... and i am sorry for freakin out on peeps cuz i know im drunk but seriously dont mess with me when im drunk i eat people like u for breakfast

you eat people for breakfast!?!?!?!?#WS#?@WF?C%D$@#EWQ?RES#@?(head spins out then explodes)
#32
It's 5:30 am and I'm still awake. I'm not really tired yet either.

I've had about 6 or 7 beers, but I started drinking at 9:30 so I'm not very intoxicated at all
#33
Quote by darkstar2466
Oh no. Clowns don't go easy like that. First they fondle you. Then they make a circle around you. Then...


Clever clowns...



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OMGOMGOMGOMG I just got recognition from Kensai!!

life = complete


You never did answer the question...
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#36


Hai guise, VolumePast10 here just checking what's going on in my thread!
The DNA results show that Jeremy Kyle is a nob.


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I want to look at your sexual naked body.