#1
I once took a hanger and an elastic band and played dueling banjos for my boss in work he was impressed.

Should record it and call dueling hangers though.

whats yours?
Two jews walk in a bar.....No achmed....what you dont let jews in your bar...you racist bas***d
#2
Record it or go away.

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#5
Take some uncooked pasta and put it in an empty butter tub, put the lid on, cover each of the longer sides of the lid with match sticks and make 7 equally spaced out grooves in them so it acts like a guitar nut, cover the lid in the appropriate nut grooves with 7 elastic bands, you get a shakeytwangything.
#10
AM I the only one who thinks the kazookeylele sounds like **** and isn't interesting at all?
Soon you will sit on the bench
of those who deny I have my soul
You sell a dream you create
Condemned by what you condemned before
Smooth are the words you sing down and high
Underground is your joy your laws
#12
Quote by thewho65
The KazooKeylele

Not mine though



All hail
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Yeah, you definitely raped his churches and burned his women.

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Forgive the bluntness, but what in the chucklefucking hell is this?
#13
Quote by dandadog
Take some uncooked pasta and put it in an empty butter tub, put the lid on, cover each of the longer sides of the lid with match sticks and make 7 equally spaced out grooves in them so it acts like a guitar nut, cover the lid in the appropriate nut grooves with 7 elastic bands, you get a shakeytwangything.

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This thread is officially about sucking Sleaze off for a sig.


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Hey Sleaze I'll give you a blowjob if you sig me. Maybe even some nudey photos?


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Sleaze, that made me lulz in my pants.


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hahaha Sleaze i'd give you my mom for that one.
#15
Seasick Steve's one stringed guitar.
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Ovenman, your contraptions make women's

clothes evaporate.
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That's far too clever to be posted in the Pit.
#16
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Seasick Steve's one stringed guitar.

**** yeah.
Seasick Steve is off the chain.
Quote by SteveHouse
This thread is officially about sucking Sleaze off for a sig.


Quote by tayroar
Hey Sleaze I'll give you a blowjob if you sig me. Maybe even some nudey photos?


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Sleaze, that made me lulz in my pants.


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hahaha Sleaze i'd give you my mom for that one.
#17
Put some (uncooked) rice in a yogurt pot. Put the lid on the yogurt pot. Shake it.
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You win this thread. And UG. I haven't actually lol'd at a post in a really long time. Thanks for changing that. I expect a sig


He expected this.

Something you definitely need to know
#19
**** i was wrong, i didnt realize futureman was victors brother.
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#21
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I feel like I should pay you in sexual favors for that truly fapic story.


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Aww thank you sweetie Made my day a little bit brighter.


^that post and others like it made mine a Lot brighter.
#22
Get a glass bottle and smash it over someones head.

I call it "The Symphony of Death".

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#23
Quote by BBell
**** i was wrong, i didnt realize futureman was victors brother.


Neither did I for ages. We know now though.
Quite likes Corrine Bailey Rae's new album Don't hurt me.
#25
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It was a year 4 homework project I had to do, and I think I still have it somewhere.. but the matchsticks fell off 'cause I used PVA.
#26
Basically, what I do is lay out a £10 note on the pavement under a small stone while no-one's around, and have some recording gear nearby. Then, I wait for a passer-by to try and pick up the money. Just when they think they've got themselves some easy money... BAM! In with the morning star!

Music to my ears
#30
apparently Izzy Stradlin' made a Sitar out of a coat hanger, a broomstick, a cymbal and some strings. I'm yet to try this out, but if it does actually work I am going to be quite amazed
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#31
Quote by MedicreDemon
AM I the only one who thinks the kazookeylele sounds like **** and isn't interesting at all?



yes, get the fuck out.