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So, since last week I decided a jacked off too much, and so I lowered it to twice a week. I also started drinking more water too, but anyway, I've noticed that my skin is almost perfect. I normally have dry skin problems around my nose, an oily nose, the occasional pimple, etc. But now it's almost perfect. Do you guys think think there's any relation?

Also, I've tried drinking more water in the past to help with my skin and it never did much before.
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#2
Yes there is. Doesn't masturbation release some hormones making your skin fatter something like that.
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#3
I think it has more to do with the water...
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#4
Yes. There is very often a correlation between your skin improving, and being better hydrated.
masturbation doesn't really figure.
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#11
it's probably just because you drink more.
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#12
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My friend who supposedly doesn't masturbate and drinks obscene amounts of water (he carries around a huge water bottle at all times) has some of the worst skin I have ever seen.

That's probably caused by the stress that builds up when you don't rub one out once in a while.
#13
Protip: Don't touch your face.

Masturbation has nothing to do with it. It can release hormones but not ones that cause a whole heap of sebum, which is what causes spots.
It will slow you down if you're bodybuilding.
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I think it has more to do with the water...


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#16
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Thank god.

It wasn't like anyone was going to stop masturbating for better skin anyway
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Protip: Don't touch your face.

Masturbation has nothing to do with it. It can release hormones but not ones that cause a whole heap of sebum, which is what causes spots.
It will slow you down if you're bodybuilding.

so what your saying is if you want to maximize your exercising quit masturbating?
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I also heard that it gives you hairy palms.

masturbation?!

unless u jack with superglue and a blanket.
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Protip: Don't touch your face.

Masturbation has nothing to do with it. It can release hormones but not ones that cause a whole heap of sebum, which is what causes spots.
It will slow you down if you're bodybuilding.


Masturbation slows down bodybuilding? How so?
#20
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I also heard that it gives you hairy palms.

Makes you go blind, too.
#21
Yes - of course there is a correlation. Some studies show that certain cases of 'overmasturbation' have caused extreme cases of bad skin on the face, some of which were fatal. Around 25% of people who masturbate every day for a few months have such dry skin of their face, pieces of it sometimes fall off, and they need skin grafts. Luckily, hardly anyone feels the need to masturbate so much. Stay away - it's a terrifying dangerous habit.
#22
This is the same as asking - So I cut my hair short the other day and started working out everyday and eating healthy, and now i've lost weight! do you think cutting my hair helped me lose weight?
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#23
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so what your saying is if you want to maximize your exercising quit masturbating?

But my idea of exercise is masturbation!
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Yes - of course there is a correlation. Some studies show that certain cases of 'overmasturbation' have caused extreme cases of bad skin on the face, some of which were fatal. Around 25% of people who masturbate every day for a few months have such dry skin of their face, pieces of it sometimes fall off, and they need skin grafts. Luckily, hardly anyone feels the need to masturbate so much. Stay away - it's a terrifying dangerous habit.

In that case probably more than half of the pit has had skin grafts..
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#25
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Yes - of course there is a correlation. Some studies show that certain cases of 'overmasturbation' have caused extreme cases of bad skin on the face, some of which were fatal. Around 25% of people who masturbate every day for a few months have such dry skin of their face, pieces of it sometimes fall off, and they need skin grafts. Luckily, hardly anyone feels the need to masturbate so much. Stay away - it's a terrifying dangerous habit.

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#26
If there's a correlation that means there's no cause or effect established.

Therefore... Oily skin may make you masturbate more. This could be because you get no girls. Hmmm...
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Makes you go blind, too.


Your penis will eventually fall off too.
#30
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It wasn't like anyone was going to stop masturbating for better skin anyway


Yeah, right.

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Yes - of course there is a correlation. Some studies show that certain cases of 'overmasturbation' have caused extreme cases of bad skin on the face, some of which were fatal. Around 25% of people who masturbate every day for a few months have such dry skin of their face, pieces of it sometimes fall off, and they need skin grafts. Luckily, hardly anyone feels the need to masturbate so much. Stay away - it's a terrifying dangerous habit.


Shut up.

My skin is amazing except for a few pimples.
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Eww.


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#35
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Masturbation slows down bodybuilding? How so?

According to the bodybuilder I live with it causes a change in testosterone levels which has adverse effects on muscle buildup.
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Your penis will eventually fall off too.

I hear you lose a day off of your life for every one you squirt off.
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