God, girls can be confusing!!!!!!!!! Okay, I love my girl, and I want to be with her forever, but she has mood swings that give me freakin' whiplash (and not the good kind). We were talking about sex, SEX! Then out of nowhere she says "I have to go, I'll ttyl." And I'm sitting here thinking "what the hell?!?!?" Help me, PLEASE.
Relationship thread.
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Damn does everybody have girl problems today or what?

Oh and is she hot?
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Q: OK, so do you care about the labels — nastiest, edgiest team in the NFL?

Jim Schwartz: It's better than the alternative — meekest, least aggressive, softest team in the NFL.

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Damn does everybody have girl problems today or what?

Oh and is she hot?

Umm...yeah, she is. And sorry, I'm kinda new. Opened the account, and forgot about it for a year.
Maybe she had to go do something more important than chat online.
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This thread is officially about sucking Sleaze off for a sig.

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Hey Sleaze I'll give you a blowjob if you sig me. Maybe even some nudey photos?

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Sleaze, that made me lulz in my pants.

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hahaha Sleaze i'd give you my mom for that one.
Let me guess, texting/AIM?

Don't talk about anything remotely important unless its face to face or over the phone (although with sex face to face is probably better so you can read her)

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Stick it in her pooper noa T-T
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Good god, you're a Twilight fan. What are you doing in a scientific discussion?

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I just watched a turtle rape a shoe, and must admit I slightly enjoyed it.

I feel dirty
pics or it didnt happen.

Exactly what i was thinking :P
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