#1
Okay I am brainstorming here..a couple of women in my workspace are aggravating me. I think it may be their time of the month but in the meantime I am determining whether or not they are superior or inferior to myself.


pros

can play with tits in the mirror

live longer

multiple orgasms over and over for hours if wanted

can make a very good living solely off of looks (stripper/porn star/model etc)


cons

have annoying maintanence to take care of (shaving legs, armpits, pap smears, tampons etc)

are bitchy every month for several days

are weaker than men (on average)

vulnerable / easy target (rapists, perverts etc)


Hmm.. add to my list Pit.
#3
Posting in an epic thread.

Pros: Are treated better than men ( by men) if in a western country.

Cons: Are constantly harassed ( just look a the comments on a semi-attractive girl's profile on UG)

Oh and their vaginas smell like fish. Why? Who knows.............
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#4
Well, for one they're bitchy 24/7/365.
And who wants to live longer?
I'd rather die young that sit around ****ting my britches waiting for death to come.
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#6
oh god this is going to attract some ignorant people
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#10
Pros: they can make me sandwiches
Cons: stuck in kitchen all the time

OLOLOL IM FUNY.
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#11
pro:
when younger and attractive, is able to manipulate men into doing anything

con:
experience the harshest aspects of aging
#12
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Nobody cares about woman's sports.

This is a lie. It would be even more of a lie if we brought back the old outfits from the ancient Greek Olympics.

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#14
pros

it is easier to be a female gold digger than a male gold digger

cons

one wrong wipe can lead to a pubic disaster.
#16
Pro: Better clothes.
Soon you will sit on the bench
of those who deny I have my soul
You sell a dream you create
Condemned by what you condemned before
Smooth are the words you sing down and high
Underground is your joy your laws
#17
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Nobody cares about woman's sports.


I actually laughed at that
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#19
this is just littered w/ fail
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#20
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This is a lie. It would be even more of a lie if we brought back the old outfits from the ancient Greek Olympics.


Yes... please put some revealing clothes on WNBA players. Disgusting.
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